Cheese Family

[Nightfire]

cheeeeeeeeeesy=]

 

[Dernhelm]

Will the cheese be bald?

 

[Nightfire]

shredded, yes.

 

[theorangejello]

..bald cheese?

...how can cheese be bald if it never had hair...
?

 

[Nightfire]

thats why im saying instead of bald, it'll be shredded.

 

[Dernhelm]

How COULD you think of such a thing?

 

[Nightfire]

*looks around*
are you talking to me?

 

[Dernhelm]

*glares* Yes, I certainly am.

 

[Nightfire]

well, since cheese can't be bald, it can always be shredded, which is technically cutting off cheese-hair. so shredded cheese is cheese hair.

 

[Miss Freckles]

but where is the cheese-head from which the shredded cheese-hair has been cut off? there must be a cheese-head!

 

[Nightfire]

the cheese-head is the original block of cheddar cheese from which the cheese hair, the shredded cheese, was cut off from.

 

[theorangejello]

I love cheeesssssseeeeeeee

123456363373553609

 

[Miss Freckles]

the cheese-head is the original block of cheddar cheese from which the cheese hair, the shredded cheese, was cut off from.

*imagines chedda under guillotine*

NO! NO! FREE THE CHEESE!!!

 

[Nightfire]

*imagines chedda under guillotine*

NO! NO! FREE THE CHEESE!!!

chedder: MF SAVE ME
mf: AAAAAAAAAH
man in black: step aside, young lady.
mf: where did you come from?
man in black: ....
chedder: SAVE MEEEEE.
man in black: we'll take care of this
man in black 2: *shoots some sort of string around the cheese*
man in black: *maneuvers to the cheese*
guillotine: well here i go
cheddar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[theorangejello]

chedder: MF SAVE ME
mf: AAAAAAAAAH
man in black: step aside, young lady.
mf: where did you come from?
man in black: ....
chedder: SAVE MEEEEE.
man in black: we'll take care of this
man in black 2: *shoots some sort of string around the cheese*
man in black: *maneuvers to the cheese*
guillotine: well here i go
cheddar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAH, that's awsome.

 

[Miss Freckles]

poor cheese. i wonder if it was quick and painless. i do hope it was. *takes off head*
may this piece
of cheddar cheese
rest in peace.

 

[Nightfire]

man in black: *takes peice of cheddar from mf*
mf: THATS MY CHEESE.
man in black 2: well hello guillotine!
mf: you can take it... its alright... hehh... *runs*

 

[Miss Freckles]

*is still running*

*meets ocean*

*SPLASH*

*is drowning*

*meets shore*

*BONK*

*is hurt*

*meets ambulance*

*NEENAWNEENAWNEENAW*

*is revived*

*sees lightbulb*

*BZZZZZZZ*

*is blinded*

*meets can*

*DADAAAAAH*

*is awed*

*meets the meaning of dufferness*

(10THiNGY)

 

[Dernhelm]

*distant explosion*

(I don't know. It just seemed appropriate . . .)

 

[Miss Freckles]

yes, indeed.

*KABOOM*