Cheese Whiz II

Scotty: Uh, Cap'n, there's a guy with a white beard tryin' to give orders on your ship, what should I do, Kirk?
Kirk: Spock?
Spock: *knocks Olorin out with Vulcun death grip*hands RF CW*
RF: Thanks, Spock.
 
Spock: *suddenly overcomes RF's mind-control-meld-thingy* *knocks RF out, wakes up Olorin, bows and presents the CW*
Olorin: *takes CW*
Kirk: Dump RF out the spacelock! Warp speed, Scotty!

(Oh, and you misspelled vulcan.)
 
*Olorin wakes up from his crazy dream in the brig of the Enterprise*RF's voice comes over the intercom--gloatingly*

Yeah, I meant to misspell vulcan, just to annoy you. *smug look*

Disclaimer: All misspelled wirds are intentional for the express purpose of annoying Lauren.
 
*pokes head in* What's up, guys? I just wanted to mention that you've all been fighting over a holographic projection for all these months... I took the REAL CW to college with me! :D
 
*pokes head in* What's up, guys? I just wanted to mention that you've all been fighting over a holographic projection for all these months... I took the REAL CW to college with me! :D
...and there it died because of college-boredness...

Mods, can you please lock this thread:p

Hey Lol, what's up?:D
 
(No, we can't. It's impossible; it would just go off at warp speed or some such, if we tried it. :p)

*opens a can of CW*
 
*stalks LoL to here collEge dorm room*starts seraching through the dirty dormitory* Huh...:mad:...I can't find it. *smoke comes out of ears*
 
This is the fate of us all, if even the mods cannot lock it, than we are forever bound to the everlasting CW thread...

...oh happy day:D

*stuffs RF's ears with regular cheese and watches her blow up because of the pressure*:D
 
*feels lost in large campus*

Where's Lol's room?

*scratches head*

*walking along a garden path*

*trips over something*

*picks up the something*

Hey, look! It's the CW!
 
At this moment RF does a dive out of LoL's window to escape the bright pink (creepy) ninja Cleo. She dives right onto SG and goes tumbling head over heels, knocking the CW from SG's grip as she does so and popping onto her feet she grabs the CW and makes a run for it. *RF high tails it out of there with the CW*
 
*LoL pops up head* Hey guys! Come to visit me? What are you fighting over? Oh...that's a rare variety of highly evolved plant that grows rampantly on this campus. Yes, I KNOW it looks like the CW...don't you think I've nearly had a heart attack thousands of times when I saw it on the path? But the real CW is...is...is...:D Heh heh. *walks off*

Hey Lieke, how are you?

WHAT? RF: STOP STALKING ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW...*shudders* Creepy...creepy...creepy...HE CAN FLY!
 
No, he can't. I've seen him try. :p

*Olorin wakes up from his crazy dream in the brig of the Enterprise*RF's voice comes over the intercom--gloatingly*

Yeah, I meant to misspell vulcan, just to annoy you. *smug look*

Disclaimer: All misspelled wirds are intentional for the express purpose of annoying Lauren.

No, that was a true misspelling. I can tell. :p The only reason you're saying you misspelled it is to annoy me.

*feels lost in large campus*

Where's Lol's room?

*scratches head*

*walking along a garden path*

*trips over something*

*picks up the something*

Hey, look! It's the CW!

It's actually a very small campus... :p
 
Da...da...listen to him...Olorin knows everything...*coughs* *nearly dies*

Olorin: What's that dripping sound?

LoL: *between coughing spasms* It's...*cough*...the sarcasm...*gasp*dripping so heavily...*shudder*...from my words...*looses consciousness*
 
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