Cheese Whiz II

[lieke]

no, i just put a secret microphone on it when it was still here

 

[Olórin the Wise]

So, how long has it been in this secret place? Where was it before?

 

[Miss Freckles]

yeah and did it put itself there or does SOMEBODY know where it is?

and who can answer these questions?

and why can this person if there is one answer these questions?

should we tickle their feet?

and what if one of us catches the flu?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Maybe HB put it there...

Probably HB can answer the questions...

Because he's the Duffer King...

I dunno, is he ticklish?

Then we'll spray them with antiseptic stuff...

 

[Miss Freckles]

good. leaves just one question.

where is HB?

probably on his throne.

where is his throne?

probably in his castle.

where is his castle?

probably in dufferland.

SEARCH DUFFERLAND FOR THE KiNG AND EVERYBODY BRiNG SOME ANTiSEPTiC!

 

[Dernhelm]

Huh?

Nevermind. It doesn't matter. I HAVE THE CW!!!!!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Did you pay NO attention at all to the previous pages?

 

[Lossëndil]

*searching Dufferland*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*watches SG run into a whole buncha cactuses*

*points & laughs*

 

[Miss Freckles]

*pats olorin on the back*

ouch that hurt.

no that was quite enough playing cactus, you still have to do your homework, cupcake!

you don't want to? well, here is something to cheer you up?

*gives olo the cw*

 

[Rhyanidd]

Did you pay NO attention at all to the previous pages?

She's a mad, do they ever pay attention?

 

[Dernhelm]

I read them. But there's no point paying attention to what happens to the CW – it never makes sense.

 

[Rhyanidd]

This is true.

 

[Dernhelm]

Therefore, I have the CW.

 

[Rhyanidd]

Therefore, I have snatched the CW and stashed it in a secret pocket on my jacket thats so secret that I don't even know where it is, and I've done all this without moving a muscle. (Except, of course, the ones needed to tell you all this)

 

[Dernhelm]

You may not know where it is . . . but I do!

*has CW*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Therefore, you have had a fake CW all this time. The real CW is with me, in an undisclosed location from which the CW may not be taken, summoned, teleported, etc.

 

[Lossëndil]

The real one?

*rushes to grab CW*

*bumps into a cactus*

Dufferland seems to have been quite dangerous lately.

(What's the plural for cactus?)

 

[Miss Freckles]

cacti?

i'll give you a dictionary to look it up in exchange for the cw.

oh, well, i'll take the cw anyway. *takes it*

WHO PAINTED IT PURPLE???????

 

[Olórin the Wise]

That's not the CW... that's the "Danger!" sign for Dufferland.