Cheese Whiz II

But we like circular reasoning here. The Duffer Sun is the shape of a circle. The lid of the Can is the shape of a circle. Pancakes are the shape of a circle (except when Sushi makes them, but we won't discuss that).
 
Your inclusive rhetoric is beautiful, but I'm afraid I'm too much conditioned to straight pointy things to agree. And who always encouraged me to indulge in straight pointy deadly things? You. And don't contradict me, or else I shall begin to discuss Sushi's pancakes, and we both know what a painful topic that is for you.
 
Excuse me? Since when have I encouraged you to indulge in straight pointy deadly things? You're Freck the Impaler, not me.

Sushi's pancakes taste fine, they just don't symbolize things very well. I mean, they do symbolize mud puddles, but the problem is that no one wants to symbolize mud puddles.
 
If only GG hadn't eaten the search function, then I'd show you.

I think Sushi is being too hard on his food. Mine needs to meet no criteria except that it quench my hunger in the least amount of time.
 
"Quench" your hunger?

I think your hunger is getting confused with your thirst, and the last thing you need is to have those two fighting in your esophagus.

Unless you like to have things fighting in your esophagus because it makes you feel like you have meaning, because battlefields are important and sometimes get marked with neat little historical signs.
 
You used to get branded, I think, back in the Middle Ages. Now they just paste the location and date of the offense over a paragraph describing the relevant details onto your forehead, where it is supposed to stay. You thereby become a tourist attraction, and random foreigners of the irritating sort will want to have their photos taken with you.
 
They didn't brand anyone for incorrect use of language! Unless they were speaking to the potentate and said "tyrant" instead of "Your Majesty". Mine was an innocent blunder.
 
Sure. I bet the king said, "Despite the fact that you are popularly known as 'Freck the Impaler', I realize that you are very softhearted and innocent and would never have intentionally tried to embarrass me in front of my court because you were being paid millions by the queen who is really mad at me for forgetting to clean my beard again."
 
I believe the correct response to this is, "Thank you, insightful ruler of the universe." Or was it, "Keep babbling, gullible fool"...? Well, I'm sure either is fine.
 
You seem to have a very selective memory; most people have trouble forgetting the twenty-four years they spent locked in a dungeon.
 
I didn't look at it as a dungeon. I reinvented my situation as an enjoyable challenge of 'Drown out the death screams by singing opera' or 'Invent a name for the geometrical shape of your fingernails'. I perfected the art of survival. If I regret anything, it's that I didn't use the time to improve the rules of English orthography.
 
No. Impaling is quick, silent, and efficient.

Anyway, I don't mind the death screams anymore. I listen carefully now for helpful advice on how to improve English orthography. So far, I've got the impression that people want to include more long vowels and gurgling sounds.
 
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