Cheese Whiz (Please Do Not Delete)

[Dernhelm]

Ooo! My very own chain saw??? *gasp*

*starts swinging the chain saw around*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

See guys? I knew that would make her happy again... Just like my little sister, except I don't usually offer her a chainsaw...icecream works...

Now..................AAAGUUUUHHH!!! They're after the CW!!!! *puts CW behind her back and brandishes chainsaw more furiously than ever*

 

[Dernhelm]

*accidently hits LoL's chainsaw w/ mine*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*hands Dernhelm the user's manual* Try that, it should help.
1. To turn on chainsaw.... (scratched out --------------) (we don't need that part for you...)
2. -----------------(some more scratched out) scribbled in the margins....
Please use away from all mankind - especially other chainsaws.

 

[Dernhelm]

*cough* Exactly what can be done with a chainsaw if you can't use it near anybody?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

The point is you don't NEED to use it near anyone! The purpose of a chainsaw is to protect the CW. If one uses a chainsaw for its proper purpose, no one will come near the chainsaw...AND NO ONE WILL COME NEAR THE CW!!!

 

[Dernhelm]

*sigh* I wanted to maim people.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

We know dear...*pats back*...you can maim anyone who comes in this nice, beautiful little room with you if you really want to... *pats a white, padded wall* Let me just put on your coat for you.... ( )

 

[Dernhelm]

AHHHH! NO! Not the insane asylum! I thought that terror had gone. HELP!

The pills. They're coming. Red and blue. They will kill us all!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

It will haunt your footsteps always...

Anyways, yes, I have your pills for you...but you really MUST put on this nice coat, first!

 

[Dernhelm]

NEVER!!!

*shrinks back, as the walls start attaking*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Hmmm... ! *ducks a stray wall* Hey! You're supposed to be attacking her! I'm calling in my chainsaw-minions.

*to minions* "Defend me from these walls, while I robe Dernhelm in her raiment! Let them do no harm to either of us. At least until after she's been robed...then you can let them harm her... Her defenses will be down."






I feel mean. *sigh* What is this with consciences?!
*To self* "Be quiet, self! Stop tempting me to be normal!"
*Self* "Don't you think that a straight-jacket in an attacking room is a little extreme?"
*To self* "Nothing is extreme! I......won't..............liste......n........t....o.................... AAAAHHH! My conscience is too strong for me!"
*Conscience* *Evil laughter*
Wait...consciences aren't supposed to be evil....
*ponders stupidly* Huh?

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

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Cheeze whiz: *is mine*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Not unless you actually have it, it isn't... And you don't have it...I DO!

*takes off running, leaving Dernhelm straight-jacketed in the insane asylum*

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Not unless you actually have it, it isn't... And you don't have it...I DO!

*takes off running, leaving Dernhelm straight-jacketed in the insane asylum*

*flies above LoL and takes cheese Whiz*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*puts flubber on the bottom of shoes* *jumps and knocks IOWW out of the air* *takes CW* *puts on Hermes' winged sandals and flies away, stealing Han Solo's warp speed so you can't catch up with me* Ha!

 

[Dernhelm]

Dernhelm: *is in insane asylum, being attacked by the walls*

(Note that it is the asylum that is insane! )

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*Takes pity on Dernhelm* I think my evil conscience finally got the better of me...*sigh*

Well, I'll save you from the insane insane asylum if you promise to help protect the CW, instead of trying to...well, what we were doing before...

Ha! What IS it with this conscience? *tries to murder conscience* No dice, I guess it must be invincible...

Oh well, someday I'll get the better of it...

 

[Dernhelm]

I'm free! I'm free!

*Protects CW*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

They're advancing! Man the chainsaws! Call out the paper plates! (cheese always sticks to paper plates, you know...) And don't you DARE ask who 'they' are...