Cheese Whiz (Please Do Not Delete)

[Lady of Lorien]

But you were alive as a snail! *force-feeds her more eggnog* *stuffs Saralina-Snail back into bug box*

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

But you were alive as a snail! *force-feeds her more eggnog* *stuffs Saralina-Snail back into but box*

*while LoL is busy stuffing Saralina into a box, IOWW takes the Cheese Whiz and runs*

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

UGH! I will not be trapped in a box. *disapears*laughs behind LoL*stuffs eggnog into LoL's mouth* MUAHAHA *steps on LoL the snaily*... to be continued.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

#1...I had duct tape over my mouth...
#2, I am not a snail...
#897, *shoots IOWW down with a suction-cup arrow, grabs CW*

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

noooooooo way... *peels ducktape off of LoL's mouth and dumps a gallon of eggnog into her mouth*this time actually going in and really does turn her into a snail*steps on snail* MUAHAH! This time it did work! And don't you dare try to squirm out of it this time.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I NEVER squirm...only snails do that... *shows Saralina a plastic mask thingy in her mouth* See, the eggnog was never swallowed. Excellent strategy! *dumps Saralina in eggnog tank* *claps the lid on hard*

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

*disapears*turns up 15 minutes later with a case of cheese whiz* Now for a different approach. *sprays CW all over LoL*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

You...you...you...WASTEFUL MONSTROSITY!!! Using CW as a weapon against ME!!! *pulls out chainsaw and wipes of rust* *slices off Saralina's head* *grabs CW, jumps on a nearby cloud, and escapes*

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

*grabs a bottle of cw and glues head back on* MUAHAHA! *flying carpet and passes LoL and grabs cw*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

That won't work. It isn't "a bottle of CW"...it's THE ONE CAN of CW, which I am holding at present... So you are still in two pieces, the flying carpet manouvre was a dream, and I still have the CW. *kidnaps a flying carpet and speeds up getaway*

 

[Dernhelm]

Goodness! Getting vicious, arn't we?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*LoL runs into Olorin, who uses a giant magnet to get the CW* AHA! Now I have the CW! what am I supposed to do now, anyway?*runs into a deep dark forest*

 

[Dernhelm]

*runs after the CW, in the deep, dark forest*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*laughs at all you little scuttling people, because I coated the CW in rubber, long ago...which means Olorin's magnet didn't work, and I STILL have the CW* *jumps into sky boat* *escapes*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*grabs a sky speedboat* And this time, I'm going to use the good old-fashioned HANDS. *grabs CW, then speeds away (after checking to make sure he does, indeed, have the CW)*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Well...I COULD take the GKoN method and say you're holding CARDBOARD CW... But I'll be nice and just speed up and.... *retakes CW* *bails out of sky boat* *parachutes into the Marianna Trench* *barricades self in a cave, with a giant squid for a guard*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Unfortunately for you, I didn't HAVE the CW with me, I had dropped it into a nearby safe location while you were recovering. The CW you supposedly grabbed was either a dream, or it was CARBOARD CW (muahahahaha)! *gets CW back from safe location* *runs away to Saturn*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Ooopsy, look...OtW had a collision with Saturn's rings... *grabs CW when it goes flying* *runs for it while OtW takes forever to recover and go through all the paperwork and court business after the accident*

 

[Dernhelm]

*pushes LoL into a BLACK HOLE* *takes CW*

 

[.::Akatsuki::.]

*Gets inside the black hole...makes tickles to Dernhelm, and jumps outside..* HAHA! I GOT THE CW!, she yells, *gets a submarine to underwater*