Cheese Whiz (Please Do Not Delete)

[Lady of Lorien]

*psst* I still have the CW with me.

 

[Dernhelm]

No, I took it.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

No you didn't. I gave you an empty container. So I still have it!

 

[Dernhelm]

*ARG!*

*Buys more CW at the store*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

There's NO SUCH THING as THE CW at the store...just other ones. Otherwise this thread would have died long ago... (well, actually, that isn't possible, but eh)

 

[Dernhelm]

Who said anything about "The" CW?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Don't tell me you've been converted to the generic brand CW!?!

 

[Dernhelm]

No no no. But they made more than one of the real kind.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Then why have we all been running around killing each other for a single CW for so long? Hmm?

 

[Dernhelm]

Uh...

*points* it's their fault!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*memories of chainsaws float before my eyes* Them huh? Well...you go ahead and think that....

Now then, since there's nothing to fight about anymore, would you please give me a hand out of this black hole?

 

[Dernhelm]

Uh...how, exactly, do you think you're going to get out?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

That's why I want the hand. You got me in there. You get me out.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You have to ride a Hawking ray. When one comes zipping past you, throw an electron lasso over it and rodeo it outta the thing! *cough*andI'llbewaitingfortheCW*cough*

 

[Dernhelm]

Uh-uh. Hawking radiation never gets into the black hole, so someone in the black hole can't get at it.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

CHEESE WHIZZ,CHEESE WHIZZ, OH HOW GREAT IT IS! YUMMY,YELLOW SCRUMPTIOUS AND AIRY,AND ALL IN METAL CAN

Cheddar n' bacon...mmmmm

 

[Dernhelm]

 

[PrinceOfTheWest]

Umm - GKoN, you're supposed to eat the stuff (I know, I know, but you are) - not snort it.

 

[Dernhelm]

Th question remains, how is LoL going to get out of the black hole?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Just use a cheese-whizz ladder