Cheese Whiz (Please Do Not Delete)

[Lady of Lorien]

*vacuums up all the water* Now, your submarine is VERY useful, isn't it? *grabs CW* *sprouts wings* *flies awayawayaway*

 

[Dernhelm]

*Psst* You can't get out of a black hole; even light can't. The warping of spacetime (gravity) is to great.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

"Awayawayaway" is IN the black hole. Honestly. Didn't you ever learn your geography?

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

"Awayawayaway" is IN the black hole. Honestly. Didn't you ever learn your geography?

Well... I didn't. *makes leathal CW on stove and hides in her pockets* This time LoL is going DOWN!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

LoL can't go down...she never does...she is filled with HELIUM!!! *evil laughter*

 

[Dernhelm]

*pops LoL onto a helium pump* *Pumps and pumps and pumps* UNTIL...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

...LoL jumps off and pours lead down Derny's throat* THAT will go over like a lead balloon, I know...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

*skips across screen in white sundress with basket tossing flower petals around and humming*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*watches Saralina tossing her golden curls* *runs away with CW*

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

WHOA I have golden hair?!?! News to me *laughs eerily**sprays LoL with a bottle of leathel (sp?) CW*

ooc: I have blackish, brownish, redish hair. Kinda a German, Irish, Italian thing...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I was just thinking that the golden curls fit with the whole sundress-basketofflowers-skipping thing...

*is immuned to lethal CW* Like the man in black, (ever seen Princess Bride?) I have spent the last year getting up a resistance to it. *pulls CW with self into a small spacepod*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Ooopsy, look...OtW had a collision with Saturn's rings... *grabs CW when it goes flying* *runs for it while OtW takes forever to recover and go through all the paperwork and court business after the accident*

Astronomical idiots can be so annoying... especially when they're older sisters... You CAN'T crash into Saturn's rings, because they are made up of HUGE (and I mean huge, like cubic mile-sized) chunks of rock and ice that are hundreds of miles away from each other. Plus, if you merge properly and go in the same direction as the rest of the chunks (which I did), you can't get hit because you're going right along with them! So I STILL have the CW, and everything that happened since was a false memory, implanted by my minions so that I could have time to fortify Saturn. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

OtW *pouts* can I pweese have some CW? *puss in boots look*

 

[Dernhelm]

So LoL isn't in the black hole anymore? That was a false memory? How dreadful.

*puts LoL in a spaceship headed directly towards the black hole in the center of our galaxy and locks the doors*

 

[.::Akatsuki::.]

*Enters by windows grabs Dernhelm and ties her onto a chair, grabs CW, and goes to a island in the middle of nowhere..*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*puts LoL in a spaceship headed directly towards the black hole in the center of our galaxy and locks the doors*

Bad move, Derny... if you don't push her in directly she'll find some way to get out... trust me. Oh well, I've still got the CW... *strokes can*

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! PWEESE?!?! *puss in boots look again* PWEESE can I have a can of CW?

 

[PrinceOfTheWest]

*whistling sound as jar of CW falls from sky and smashes at Elvess Saralina's feet. A deep voice from the sky booms:*

"Cheez Whiz comes in jars, not cans"

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*climbs out of the spaceship through a window* Yes, I can breathe...the eldila help me out with that...

*lands in front of Elvess Saralina and picks up the CW* Honestly.

 

[Dernhelm]

*takes LoL directly to the black hole, and pushes her past the event horizon* Back on Earth... *exults over CW*