Cheese Whiz (Please Do Not Delete)

[Olórin the Wise]

*melts all the ice on said not-planet, causing CW to fly into his hands* *runs away into the core of the sun, where no one can follow*

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

*uses mind to bring CW back* See I didn't have to go to the core of the sun...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*sigh* Your mind was playing tricks on you. You have a false memory of getting the CW, but in reality I still have it, safe at the core of the Sun, where no mental radiations can reach me due to the intense telepathic fields created by the sun-beings.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Sorry bud...the Eldila are my troops... *gets some eldila to go in and get the CW* You can't stand up to 'em! "Thank you." (that was to the eldil) Now then... *jumps in a boat and goes to sea*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Oho, so we're using our troops now, are we? *vaporises the sea with heat from Deneb* *uses magnetic jet from Deneb to pull CW out of LoL's hands* *seals off Deneb from Eldila*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I'm afraid you CAN'T seal Deneb or anything else off from my amazing and extraordinary eldila. You ought to know that! *drags CW back out of your hands with more eldila troops* *drags OLORIN out and locks him in Ancient Rome, cut off from civilization as we know it*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Unfortunately for you, you forgot that Eldila can't grab CW, so... I STILL have it.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

What ARE you talking about? They can do anything I want them to!

Delusional brothers, I tell you...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Delusional BROTHERS nothing! What about delusional SISTERS? *sighs*

*takes CW to a secure safe, and sits in safe holding CW*

 

[Dernhelm]

*Sends ghostly Atlantians to take the CW*

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Precious has been stolen from us! Curse them... fat, stupid, hobbits!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Hobbits? *knocks out hobbits, then steals CW* No longer will they deny us our rightful CW!

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

*chases OtW with cordless chainsaw that I bought at home depot* Give us back our precious!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*cuts chainsaw in half with hacksaw* Oops...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

*cries* OURSA BRAND NEW CHAINSAW! *gets really red in the face* YOU! *chases OtW with mad fast-ness* GIVES IT TO US!

 

[Dernhelm]

The Hobbits don't have it! I do. And I am far, far away, and long, long ago... (So you'll never get the CW. )

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*gets the CW* what was that you were just saying? *runs near, near, to home and a long time in the future*

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

*barries herself in time capsul*OtW digs it up in the future* We're FREE! Grabs CW from OtW's grimmy hands...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

...only to find out that it was merely a robot, holding robotic CW and mechanically digging up the time capsule... left there expressly to cause trouble for Elvess Saralina. The REAL Olorin is somewhere - and somewhen - else.

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

*uses time capsul*Finds the REAL OtW and takes CW and comes back to 2007*