Cheese Whiz (Please Do Not Delete)

[Lady of Lorien]

Where in time is... Never mind. You guys, I hate to mention this, but Derny still has the CW. I'm the only one around here who can actually pull off time travel, because I OWN Ancient Rome... So I can travel back and forth, etc... *does so* *takes CW*

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

What ever! *grabs CW from LoL and disapears*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*pulls decoder ring out of cereal box* *holds it up* *Saralina reappears* *grabs CW and runs for the woods*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*watches as LoL falls into a trap set by OtW and loses the CW* *takes CW* *disappears*

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

*goes to gocerey store and buys a case of CW* It was on SALE!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

But that CW brand has just been recalled due to a poisonous toxin found in it...sorry...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

That's ok... it's better to use on people then... I'm already running from the cops, so EH! Why not just keep it? Aye?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

But it's not THE Cheese Whiz, it's just a counterfeit copy. I have the only REAL Cheese Whiz.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

He thinks he's telling the truth...doesn't know any better, I daresay, but since he lives in the same house as I do... I recently took the CW and took to my heels...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

And you still manage to sit at the computer and post while you're running? Obviously, it was all a false memory implanted by my minions. So I have the CW still...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Fine. *grabs CW* *knocks Olorin out* *runs with computer*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

That still leaves the fact that it might be hard to plug the computer in while youre running...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Whaddya think batteries are for? S'pose I got me a laptop with a nice battery?

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

I have a laptop with a nice batterie... I'm on it now. *smiles*squirts CW in mouth*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Don't be random


















What do you MEAN 'this is the Land of Duffers!?'

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

*dances* I just deleted a bunch of emails... I'm happy.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Whaddya think batteries are for? S'pose I got me a laptop with a nice battery?

Then you would have to find a place to get an internet connection...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Haven't you ever heard of broadband?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Didn't you know... broadband is just the name for high-speed internet access, that is, cable/DSL, not the name for MOBILE internet access!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Lies...lies...all lies...

If I don't see it, it isn't true!