Cheese Whiz (Please Do Not Delete)

Is Dernhelm a Duffer?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 13 81.3%

  • No.

    Votes: 2 12.5%

  • What's a Duffer?

    Votes: 1 6.3%
  • Total voters
    16
While you philosophers have been writing treatises on the subject of time zone differences (which is an uninspiring subject at the best of times anyhow :rolleyes:), a mob has formed to chase the CW out of the city. And no one ever noticed!:rolleyes: *sigh*
 
A bill has been introduced in the U.S. Congress to award the Congressional Medal of Honor to the Cheez Whiz for uncommon elasticity under duress. The French Parliament will take up the question of awarding the Croix des Guerre to the Cheez Whiz for durability under fire (due, no doubt, to the abundance of preservatives). The British Parliament would be considering similar moves, but right now their Cheez Whiz has been kidnapped by the forces of a rogue state in international waters and is being held hostage, forcing a diplomatic incident.
 
PrinceOfTheWest said:
A bill has been introduced in the U.S. Congress to award the Congressional Medal of Honor to the Cheez Whiz for uncommon elasticity under duress. The French Parliament will take up the question of awarding the Croix des Guerre to the Cheez Whiz for durability under fire (due, no doubt, to the abundance of preservatives). The British Parliament would be considering similar moves, but right now their Cheez Whiz has been kidnapped by the forces of a rogue state in international waters and is being held hostage, forcing a diplomatic incident.
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(lol)

...and the Dutch stole it from all of them :p
 
However, the Americans rode over to Holland on the back of a whale and took it back.

Wait a minute. Did Lieke just refer to the DUTCH?!:eek: What is the world coming to?
 
(lol:D i wonder where you got that from, of course not from me :p )

IT'S NOT HOLLAND!!!!!!! grr, i'm not calling America California huh?:mad: :p
 
NO! NOT AGAIN!


I think – we need – to do something ELSE!

*Makes lots and lots of CW*

*Launches it into orbit*

There! Now we have a Moon of Green Cheese, and a Moon of Cheese Whiz. :D
 
Eww...it's all gooey and gloppy... *lands on it* My feet kinda stick, and I'm...









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*glop*







*blub*
 
Now that SHE'S outta the way, we can concentrate on CW. *takes the one, the only, the REAL CW from its restingplace and, with much pomp and ceremony, conveys it to the insane asylum to pay a visit to its devotees*
 
POTW takes a break from chewing the restraints. He can smell the approach of...of... dare he hope? Is that an orange glow on the horizon? Could it possibly be...?
 
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