Cheese Whiz (Please Do Not Delete)

[Lady of Lorien]

But was suddenly repelled by an awful roar, as LoL exploded from the middle with a MIGHTY BOOM!

 

[PrinceOfTheWest]

The attendant comes in and give PotW his nightly shot of sedative, and the illusion evaporates as he slumps into sleep. It always ends this way - they don't even serve Cheez Whiz here.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

POTW takes a break from chewing the restraints. He can smell the approach of...of... dare he hope? Is that an orange glow on the horizon? Could it possibly be...?

*Stormtroopers burst in and blast PotW(blasters set on stun...)* "Secure the cheese." Orders an icy voice. *Stormtroopers grab cheese and leave, followed by GKoN*

 

[PrinceOfTheWest]

*I guess it's a double dose of sedative for PotW tonight*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*I guess it's a double dose of sedative for PotW tonight*

MUWAHAHAHAAA!! Chu are very fortunate I didn't order them to set blasters to kill... *Stuns Derny and steals her CW*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Honestly. There's only 1 CW worth having, and that's THE CW. And I have that.

 

[lieke]

However, since you appearently still live in the solution that there is such a thing as THE CW, you can have that bit of CW, *starts collecting all CW in the world* *hands it out to everyone* now everyone can enjoy the cheesiness of CW and they might make me their leader since i gave it to them... pretty please?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*sends leaflets out* DON'T MAKE LIEKE YOUR LEADER!! SHE WILL CONFISCATE ALL YOUR CW!! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

However, since you appearently still live in the solution that there is such a thing as THE CW, you can have that bit of CW, *starts collecting all CW in the world* *hands it out to everyone* now everyone can enjoy the cheesiness of CW and they might make me their leader since i gave it to them... pretty please?

*Stuns Lieke and has her put in...The Torture Chamber*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Wherezzat? I wanna watch...

 

[PrinceOfTheWest]

Lieke looks around in wonderment, puzzled as to where she is.

Slowly and quietly, the speaker in the wall begin to emit the sound of

GK reciting his poetry!!!!​

Lieke screams and holds her ears as she crumples to the ground, a devastated, sobbing wreck!

But it gets worse - he actually starts

Playing the guitar!!!​

Lieke begins quivering, her neural circuits spasming randomly. Can she endure this agony? Will her mind survive?

Will she ever see Cheez Whiz again?​

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Lieke looks around in wonderment, puzzled as to where she is.

Slowly and quietly, the speaker in the wall begin to emit the sound of

GK reciting his poetry!!!!​

Lieke screams and holds her ears as she crumples to the ground, a devastated, sobbing wreck!

But it gets worse - he actually starts

Playing the guitar!!!​

Lieke begins quivering, her neural circuits spasming randomly. Can she endure this agony? Will her mind survive?

Will she ever see Cheez Whiz again?​

ROFL!!!

*Eats Cheesewhizz while singing*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

That must do terrible things to your breath control...

 

[Dernhelm]

I'll say. On the other hand, I doubt GKoN knows that much about singing...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Of course not! Otherwise, why would Lieke be crumpled up in a ball?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

The question is: His singing may be able to shatter glass...but CAN IT SHATTER CW CANS?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*crash* Well, I guess that answers that...

*runs to pick up the CW before it is spirited away by Lieke, who somehow is magically revived*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Uh...you can't pick up CW when it isn't in a can....it just...slips through your fingers...

*scoops it up in a proper can* THERE. Now I have it.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*scoops is up in a CLEAN relative of the Shiny Trash Can*

My container beats yours all hollow.

 

[Dernhelm]

In the mean time, Dernhelm is stacking her 1000th can of CW in her 11th fire-proof, water proof, shatter proof, locksmith-proof D), clone proof, music proof safe. She locks it shut; and her job is done.