Chuck Norris left for college and told his dad, "Well, Pop, now you'll have to be the man of the family..."
Copperfox
Well-known member
The jokes I share above are, to the best of my knowledge, original to me. Here, though, comes something I can't take credit for.
Just twenty minutes after posting my previous, Wood Nymph having retired to her room, I went on YouTube again-- to find that a channel called "Entertaining A.I." did a sequence of scenes where Chuck Norris mopped up the floor with evil forces from Star Wars. For instance, he CAUGHT Palpatine's Force lightning in his bare hand. I don't often REALLY laugh, but I laughed at this!
Just twenty minutes after posting my previous, Wood Nymph having retired to her room, I went on YouTube again-- to find that a channel called "Entertaining A.I." did a sequence of scenes where Chuck Norris mopped up the floor with evil forces from Star Wars. For instance, he CAUGHT Palpatine's Force lightning in his bare hand. I don't often REALLY laugh, but I laughed at this!
This is a Carlos Ray Norris joke....no, really, he's Carlos Ray Norris....
He got tired of PI acting irrational and terminated it. (That's a math joke, son!) Talk about putting it in its decimal place!
He got tired of PI acting irrational and terminated it. (That's a math joke, son!) Talk about putting it in its decimal place!
The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses.
What's more, he can start fires by rubbing two ice cubes together.
Once an ultra-toxic Gabon viper bit Chuck Norris. And died from it.
What's more, he can start fires by rubbing two ice cubes together.
Once an ultra-toxic Gabon viper bit Chuck Norris. And died from it.
Mister Eclectic
New member
Chuck Norris can draw a triangle with four sides.