The jokes I share above are, to the best of my knowledge, original to me. Here, though, comes something I can't take credit for.
Just twenty minutes after posting my previous, Wood Nymph having retired to her room, I went on YouTube again-- to find that a channel called "Entertaining A.I." did a sequence of scenes where Chuck Norris mopped up the floor with evil forces from Star Wars. For instance, he CAUGHT Palpatine's Force lightning in his bare hand. I don't often REALLY laugh, but I laughed at this!