Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris left for college and told his dad, "Well, Pop, now you'll have to be the man of the family..."
 
The jokes I share above are, to the best of my knowledge, original to me. Here, though, comes something I can't take credit for.

Just twenty minutes after posting my previous, Wood Nymph having retired to her room, I went on YouTube again-- to find that a channel called "Entertaining A.I." did a sequence of scenes where Chuck Norris mopped up the floor with evil forces from Star Wars. For instance, he CAUGHT Palpatine's Force lightning in his bare hand. I don't often REALLY laugh, but I laughed at this!
 
This is a Carlos Ray Norris joke....no, really, he's Carlos Ray Norris....

He got tired of PI acting irrational and terminated it. (That's a math joke, son!) Talk about putting it in its decimal place!
 
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