Concerning the history of rabbits

fernshirehobbit said:
Chapter 2: Adbventuring Out

As the years went by, the creatures became more and more adventurous. they had dwelt underground for long enough and yearned to return once again to the surface. One day they sent out a young rabbit to spy out the land. He was lean and built for speed. Every spring in his step was tinted by the hatrid for mankind that had long been brewing amongst the creatures in the core of the planet. His long sensitive ears were superb, able to hear the slightest noise from mile away and cool him off as he trecked across the planets surface. In the common manish toung, his name was peter polyester-tail. His green eyes flashed as he sprang forth with renewed viger towards the settelment that had first insulted his kin.
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LOL, thats a funny title Roh!
The Battle of the bunnies...:p
 
Back at the warren, the creatures or "rabids" as they had come to be known as, listened sorrowfly to Peter as he explaned the recent events. so that was that, the humans would never learn to respect them accept them. Thoughts of murder and suffering for the humans started to brood in the minds of some. They were all that they could trust. Necessity told them that they were better than humans- they didnt need them. Besides, they were far more technilogicly advanced. That night, in the shadows, the high counsel of the rabids met and discussed what would become of the humans. They voted and and the outcome was unanimous- now was the time to take action!
The rest of the inhabitants of the planet went on with their normal daily routines, completely unaware of what the rabids were planning to do. Commerce was booming and that was their only care.
 
Anybody here ever see an old and stupid horror movie called "NIGHT OF THE LEPUS" (from the scientific name for rabbits)? In it, something caused jackrabbits to grow as big--and as aggressive--as grizzly bears. In fact, I wonder if the Monty Python troupe got their "killer rabbit" idea from seeing this cheapie? Be that as it may, in the first "MATRIX" movie, as Neo is waiting to meet the Oracle, there is a TV set in the waiting room with "NIGHT OF THE LEPUS" showing.
 
Copperfox said:
Anybody here ever see an old and stupid horror movie called "NIGHT OF THE LEPUS" (from the scientific name for rabbits)? In it, something caused jackrabbits to grow as big--and as aggressive--as grizzly bears. In fact, I wonder if the Monty Python troupe got their "killer rabbit" idea from seeing this cheapie? Be that as it may, in the first "MATRIX" movie, as Neo is waiting to meet the Oracle, there is a TV set in the waiting room with "NIGHT OF THE LEPUS" showing.
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nope, never heard of it.

fish, thanks. Death by Rabbits! i am still one of its biggest fan girls! long live dbr and all of its affiliates!
 
fern, I'm shocked you're a fan since you helped write it!!:rolleyes:
I never heard of that movie, either. But I did see the evil rabbit part of monty python. It reminds me of this documentary!!
write more!! Write more!!
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fishoutofwater said:
fern, I'm shocked you're a fan since you helped write it!!:rolleyes:
I never heard of that movie, either. But I did see the evil rabbit part of monty python. It reminds me of this documentary!!
write more!! Write more!!
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my dear fishy friend, i will soon. oh yah, i am going to call you later concerning wednesday:D . it better not rain! i go to red robin at 1:30, i hope that it is worth it.
love you always my dearest friend,
fern
 
throughout the ages of time, the rabids became more and more ambitious. As the older ones died off, younger ones took over with a renewed sence of revenge. Peter had been made king at one point a decreed that the planet would be theirs and theirs alone. they took over the planet much to the surprise of the human inhabitants. Fear struck the elderly women as they realized that the way of animals are not to be overlooked. Asma once again became a horrific problem and the people tried their hardest to train up good scientest that could create a miracle potient. Alas, all talent had been summed up in the ancient scientest that had caused the explosion. never again would the humankind of their homeland see such great advances in the scientific world. the most the could do was invent air freshener, which was completely useless for fighting the rabids.
 
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Yay for evil/misunderstood bunnies! This should definitely accompany the brochure to Death by Rabbits...it truly belongs. Oh, the wonders of Death by Rabbits...*happysigh*

Can I say?? Love the story! There's something oddly entrancing about rabbits with a past of mystery and intrigue, as we have so amply proved in Mr. P.'s class...when we probably should have been listening to him. Anyways, I like Peter, even if he is a bit...evil. The first Peter Rabbit in a long line of Peter Cottontails, I suppose. It's odd that the people on the planet Bunny don't have any animals. They must be a very healthy bunch, being vegetarians and all. Will bunnies from "Death by Rabbits" make cameo appearances? Like the rabbit with no eyes?? He's one of my favorites. :p On a side note...don't underestimate the power of air freshener. You never know when it'll come in handy, and who knows what effects it could have on the rabids? I would suggest to the people of Bunny that they experiment right away. ;)

Well....to be repetitive - I love the story! Long live Frodo and all that. :p

Much love to the genius authoress,

Winifred Burkle
 
yes. especially when i dont have time to write. and i am starting to lose passion for this story.i should have posted something else. like my english story that i am still wating to get back...:rolleyes:
 
Mr. P will never give it back. He's holding it hostage. :rolleyes:
There should be a place to put a whole story so people can read them without all the comments in the middle. Maybe there is and I'm an ignorant fool :cool:
 
i wish you would get on. i am the library now. i dont think many people like my story anyways. you and freddie are exceptions
 
That's not true! You have other fans! :p We're just the most radically outspoken.

And yeah, your story for Mr. P. sounded interesting...too bad he's not sophisticated enough to appreciate/grade it.

We need to have another reading party!! It was fun...*reminiscing*
 
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