Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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granted, but then you get all sad because I'm so ADD and not so ADD and I have so much fun being so ADD and you don't so you jump out of a boat and start swimming all the way back to Anlargindrya

I wish you understood what i just said
 
Wow...haha granted but then I become so ADD that you go insane! and begin running around in cirlcles until you fall off a cliff! :eek: (hehe to be honest I really do love being ADD its just at times like today when I have to go over to some lady's house where she talks a looonnggg time it would be atleast helpful if I could "pretend" that I was listening and not thinking of other things like..say..stuff on the furum and the weather outside.....lol :p )

I wish I could go to the mall with my friend instead of someone else I really don't want to go with tonigh~ (lol)
 
Granted, but your friends decide that you need a manicure, and they force you to get one. Unfortunately, the manicure is the UGLIEST one you have ever seen, the lady who does it for you is nuts, the shop is 110 degrees and humid, and you can't leave for ages, even though you're really hungry. As a result, you faint, and wake up in a stone cave with a badger looking at you...

I wish I liked some sports more.
 
Granted, but as soon as you get there somebody robs you both of all your money, and shortly after that, you met the person you hate most in the world and that person is obsessed w/ walking behind you and making faces and singing horribly loudly and basically humiliating you. Then your "friend" turns into a wierd-looking brat, and joins your archenemy embarassing you. At last when you're sure nothing more can go wrong, a group of people come and throw you off a neverending cliff. You are condemned to fall forever, and you get awfully hungry...

I wish I had the Christmas Relient K CD.
 
(Wow...how come my fate ussaly ends in falling off a cliff? lol)
Granted, but then I sneak over to your house in the middle of the night, breaki in, and steel it from you! but then you chase after me, I end up leaping over a ditch, unfortunately you do also but don't make it to the others side, so you plummet down to the dephs of the ditch where a hungery wolf is waiting for you! :eek:


I wish I could live.....in the wild! (haha not really but it will be interesting to see wnat the results will be.......lol)
 
Granted, but a group of wild monkeys attack you. Afterwards they throw you over a cliff. :D

I wish I had an MP3 player without anyone stealing it and it has to work perfectly 100% of the time. And whatever happens to me happens to everybody else. :D
 
Granted, but then you fall over a cliff, land on the MP3 player, which breaks it, then since everyone else is falling off of the cliff they fall and land on you!!! :p :D

I wish I had a laptop compueter that couldn't get broken, stolen and has to stay with me at all times!
 
*~Aslansfriend~* said:
Granted, but then you fall over a cliff, land on the MP3 player, which breaks it, then since everyone else is falling off of the cliff they fall and land on you!!! :p :D

I wish I had a laptop compueter that couldn't get broken, stolen and has to stay with me at all times!
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Granted. The laptop computer is with you at all times. AT ALL TIMES... intones the cynical wish fairy. Meaning that AT ALL TIMES you must do something on this computer. Until it has slowly taken over your brain. Finally, after being with you AT ALL TIMES the computer decides to be the boss. It tells you to disregard the law AT ALL TIMES and steal a higher class living space for it. Then it tells you to help it hack into the experimental mind control module at the CIA and make the world bow to it's evil wishes AT ALL TIMES. In fact, the computer is so successful AT ALL TIMES that it soon rules the world, sucking the life and time of every person in it. And we soon all bow down and buy it gold plating and fuzzy keyboards AT ALL TIMES so it can be happy and we will be happy AT ALL TIMES. Excuse me, I feel like going to play outside now...

I wish the computer would end up in a lunatic asylum bowing to the can instead.
 
*~Aslansfriend~* said:
Granted, but then you fall over a cliff, land on the MP3 player, which breaks it, then since everyone else is falling off of the cliff they fall and land on you!!! :p :D

I wish I had a laptop compueter that couldn't get broken, stolen and has to stay with me at all times!
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Widh granted, but it gets a virus that attacks you to, and both you and your computer are banished to a world that has nothing but wild monkeys that delight in freezing you and your computer. You(that means both of you) then are thrown over the cliff. Ther monkeys want to know what happens at the bottom, so as soon as you land, you are bombarded with hungry monkeys that like eating people and electronics.

I wish I had my own perfect radio. Nothing negative can happen, and what happens to mme happens to you too.
 
tootsila said:
Widh granted, but it gets a virus that attacks you to, and both you and your computer are banished to a world that has nothing but wild monkeys that delight in freezing you and your computer. You(that means both of you) then are thrown over the cliff. Ther monkeys want to know what happens at the bottom, so as soon as you land, you are bombarded with hungry monkeys that like eating people and electronics.

I wish I had my own perfect radio. Nothing negative can happen, and what happens to mme happens to you too.
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(Wow...those were both vary scary/hilariouse things that happend to me and my now evil lunatic laptop computer who also as a virus......lol :p )

Both of your wishes are Granted!! Tootsila, your Radio comes alive and then it slowly takes over both of our lives since the same thing happens to me also, then it locks us in a cage and threatens us to do anything it says so we are both impirsoned and forced to be the radios slave for the rest of our lives! :eek:

Twilightdryadhobbit, your wish is granted but then it escapes and take sover the world once more and this time you too are pirsoner to its powers!

I wish the world would end!!! (haha atleast their won't be any cliffs this time... :p )

(oh sorry Igtg ttyl!!)
 
*~Aslansfriend~* said:
(Wow...those were both vary scary/hilariouse things that happend to me and my now evil lunatic laptop computer who also as a virus......lol :p )

Both of your wishes are Granted!! Tootsila, your Radio comes alive and then it slowly takes over both of our lives since the same thing happens to me also, then it locks us in a cage and threatens us to do anything it says so we are both impirsoned and forced to be the radios slave for the rest of our lives! :eek:

Twilightdryadhobbit, your wish is granted but then it escapes and take sover the world once more and this time you too are pirsoner to its powers!

I wish the world would end!!! (haha atleast their won't be any cliffs this time... :p )

(oh sorry Igtg ttyl!!)
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Granted, but you do not. You turn into a cliff and fall off yourself and end up flaoting around in space with your evil computer.

I wish I could have more than 50 PMs :(
 
*~Aslansfriend~* said:
(Wow...those were both vary scary/hilariouse things that happend to me and my now evil lunatic laptop computer who also as a virus......lol :p )

Both of your wishes are Granted!! Tootsila, your Radio comes alive and then it slowly takes over both of our lives since the same thing happens to me also, then it locks us in a cage and threatens us to do anything it says so we are both impirsoned and forced to be the radios slave for the rest of our lives! :eek:

Twilightdryadhobbit, your wish is granted but then it escapes and take sover the world once more and this time you too are pirsoner to its powers!

I wish the world would end!!! (haha atleast their won't be any cliffs this time... :p )
(oh sorry Igtg ttyl!!)
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The Cynical Wish Fairy snickers behind her wand (Made in Taiwan) as she waves it over the unsuspecting world. Sorry, the world end by going over a gigantic cliff in space where it is sucked into a black hole and never seen again. The Cynical Wish Fiary moves to the moon and starts a family. She always serves TV dinners and does not encourage her kids to have nice careers. Her husband wears the same undershirt for months. The End

I wish my class was cancelled, or I wasn't addicted to my class cancelled number.

ooc: Urf, we did it again!!

Fine:

The Cynical wish fairy likes the number 50, so she decrees that you can have 49 PM's instead, and becuase you don't like the number 50, you must now be turned into dirt, as found under the average dirty fingernail. Your dirt carrier is a disgusting old man who doesn't wash his hands for 50 years, and you get grosser and grosser until he goes to the hospital with gout, and get his fingernails cleaned out. You go down the drain and are eaten by a sewer dwelling rodent. Boo.

I wish my class was cancelled, or I wasn't addicted to my class cancelled number.
 
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Since your class is now cancled, everyone dies :) Goodjob wish faerie, you killed everyone. Your mother would be ashamed, but you killed her too. Argh. You killed your mother. Smooth.

I wish I was alive
 
TheMachinist said:
Since your class is now cancled, everyone dies :) Goodjob wish faerie, you killed everyone. Your mother would be ashamed, but you killed her too. Argh. You killed your mother. Smooth.

I wish I was alive
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The Cynical Wish fairy snickers at The Machinist. Wish Fairies do not have mothers. For your ignorance of Cynical Wish Fairy's ways, she decrees that you are alive, but you are half a brain floating in a tank. You have only enough comprehsion of yourself to know that something is horrifingly wrong, wrong, wrong. A nice pickle you've gotten yourself into. Half a pickled brain in a jar. Your mother wont even look at you.

And for wishing the same 50 PM wish over, the Cynical Wish fairy decrees that you can have only 1 PM, which on the planet Smoogyborg is more than 50 PM's. She doesn't like you now, so you are sent to that planet as a slave, and live a sad an unfulfilling life. Sorry!

I wish the Cynical Wish Fairy would lose that smug look.
 
Granted, but after a coupkle seconds, she gets an even more smug look.

I wish I had my dream horse. Nothing can go wrong, and what happens to me happens to evrybody else.
 
tootsila said:
Granted, but after a coupkle seconds, she gets an even more smug look.

I wish I had my dream horse. Nothing can go wrong, and what happens to me happens to evrybody else.
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The Cynical Wish Fairy loves these kinds of wishes. Dream horse eh? What happens to you happens to everyone else, eh? Well, sadly your dream horse runs away becuase whatever happens to you has to happen to everyone else, and wherever you are, and whatever you do, to the smallest batting of an eyelash is mirrored by everyone else on earth. This gets tiresome in a surprisingly short amount of time. You (And the rest of the world) are soon carted off to a loony bin with very shiny trash cans...

Ohh pretty can. Wish it was mine.
 
Granted, but then the can turns into an evil monster who takes over the world. Then everyone will be forced to worship and obey him, and we'll all be bowing down to a can for the rest of our lives. =]

I wish I could marry Jake Gyllenhaal.
 
Granted but he turns out to be abusive and snobby so u live a miserable life with this Jake Gyllenhaal(whoever he is).Good thing this forum is all make believe or else I'd feel sorry for u.

I wish that people actually pm'ed me...because they don't!!*TEAR*

Oh and by the way please don't include cliffs or any neggativity whatsoever whatever happens is for the good and wellfare of me. :D (I'm a little confused but oh well)
 
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