Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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But then you couldn't hire me to go and beat up this person....did they really think you tried to steal something??????



I wish.... :D .....everyone loved cats. :D
 
Granted but the cats grow to be such a nuisance that YOU start to hate them with deadly vemon and others(like dog lovers)worship cats.And the dogs hunt you down for revenge on wishing this wish and kill you.All for that wish.............
I wish that an interesting DUFFER,a worshipper of the Great and SHINY Trash Can was online
 
Granted, but then this duffer turns into a seal. You immedietly rush over to hug the cute widdle seal, but it bites your head off.

I wishI didn't have to write a dumb composistion monday. :( :mad:
 
What's your wish-OK I'll do it again.

I wish some people around here knew what common sense is. Not you somebody else. If you wanna know, go to the dogs/cats thread.
 
Granted, everyone in the world becomes so sensible and serious-minded that it takes all the fun out of TDL. Because of this, you become depressed, and are found trying to commit suicide inside a trashcan. Unfortunately for you, that trashcan happens to be the Great Trashcan, and you are found by none others thatn us members of the Brotherhood of the Can! You are immediately accused of blashpheming the Mighty Can, and your sentance is death. We lead you out to be killed, but we can't figure out how to do it, and in all the confusion you escape. However, you are eaten by a purple rhino 2 hours later, so all that trouble was for nothing, and the Brotherhood of the Can are vindicated becuase you're dead. Pity for you, isn't it?

I wish I had more time to go on TDL with.
 
Granted; but with more time on here...guess what happens? That's right. You go absolutely bonkers.

I wish people knew we weren't crazy. :p
 
Gramted, but they make an evil plan to make you crazy. Soon you are walking around crazily, and you run into a solid brick wall. You are not dead.

I wish we could have sloppy joes for supper instead of whatever else we might eat5.
 
Granted. Of course sloppy joes are....sloppy....and so you basically turn INTO sloppy joes. And then people with little detail-mindedness eat you.

I wish I had some stamps. Why not?
 
tootsila said:
What's your wish-OK I'll do it again.

I wish some people around here knew what common sense is. Not you somebody else. If you wanna know, go to the dogs/cats thread.
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The thread has been removed. Quit posting your trash about me. You have a problem, Tootsie baby? Then PM me. Don't spread your garbage on the site. Or you WILL be banned.
 
now now, this is not the place for disciplinary action! :)D heh heh... just joking) Now we need a wish. lets see...

I wish my computer had a better CD drive.
 
Olorin the Wise said:
now now, this is not the place for disciplinary action! :)D heh heh... just joking) Now we need a wish. lets see...

I wish my computer had a better CD drive.
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Granted but instead of the artist's voice you will hear mines :D
 
Granted, but the star explodes before you get a chance to wish upon it, and molten fragments strike the earth and it starts to break apart. You try desperately to hold it together, but you are losing the battle until the Great Blue Thingys come and put the earth back together, scold you for frightening a star into exploding, and lock you up in a dungeon where you can't see any stars. Pity...

I wish I had a pet Great Blue Thingy.
 
Granted, but just when you have finished training it, the Evil Monkeys come and lure it away from you. Then they split the earth again, and you fall between the cracks into eternal free-fall-orbit.

I wish I was on a space station when the earth fell apart.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, but just when you have finished training it, the Evil Monkeys come and lure it away from you. Then they split the earth again, and you fall between the cracks into eternal free-fall-orbit.

I wish I was on a space station when the earth fell apart.
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Granted but you will be the only one and will die of hunger

I wish I could buy myself some cool sunglasses
 
Granted, but a hamster (or is it a mouse?) cannot wear cool sunglasses that were made for a human. (sorry, your avitar is just too tempting... :p )

I wish my room was clean.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, but a hamster (or is it a mouse?) cannot wear cool sunglasses that were made for a human. (sorry, your avitar is just too tempting... :p )

I wish my room was clean.
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Granted but my hamsters will take over it

I wish I had Campbell's Noodle's soup
 
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