Dramatic entrance (Please do not delete)

The snake had lost hold of the shrink ray, not unsurprisingly, so the cat took advantage of the moment to take it. As she left with it, she called back to the snake, 'And my name is "Dernhelm", or "Éowyn", NOT "Puss in boots"!'

Then she was gone.
 
Sir Benjamin the Lion said:
Okay, Puss-in-boots. Some body save me from this crazy female. *Runs off again, and makes himself invisible.*
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Alas, whilst Slp was busy petting the cute wittle snakey-wakey the knight had been well aware of his prisoners' escape. He had the mall he'd taken earlier fortified n' a garrison installed-then his shippies took off...to where I shan't reveal, as that would ruin the surprise. ;)

Chloe's attention was caught by something shiney in the corner of the room. She walked over to it and bent down. It was a quarter!! :eek: Chloe grinned and picked it up...ONLY TO GET ZAPPED WITH 10,000 VOLTS OF ELECTRICITY!! Her hair frizzed n' she fell over stunned.

A button beeped on the arm of the knight's chair aboard his flagship. He switched it off n' an evil grin crossed his face. "Excellent...most excellent indeed. Change course commander, the trap has been snared."

"YESSIR!" Snapped the commander, who gave the order to the helmsman,and the emerald green Super Star Destroyer flew swiftly to...I shan't say.

Meanwhile poor Chlom-Chlom lay stunned on the grass(Imagine...a room w/ grass carpeting...) a daised yet content look on her face...like this :D The whine of ship's engines were heard,and before anyone knew what was happenin' a squad of stormtroopers had grabbed Chloe n' escaped!!!

Later, aboard the knight's ship...

Most excellent sergent, your swift recovery of the cargo shall be rewarded. The knight said in a silky voice. "Wait 5 minutes and send the interrogation droid in."
"Yes sir!" Said the stormtrooper, and left Chloe and the knight in the prison cell. She came to moments later.
"GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!" He said all chipper-like. "Did you sleep well? How 'bout some breakfast? You must be hungry after being zap-I MEAN, sleeping for so long..." Chloe blinked twice and wondered HOW she wound up back in an Imperial prison cell... :D
 
Looking up at the bizzare knight before her she raised an eyebrow. "Do I know you?" she asked curiously. She had lost much of her memory after the zap.
 
Sir Benjamin the Lion said:
Shrink that Knight Puss-in-boots. Snake flees to his Secret Labratory. Where? That's why it's a secret.
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Alas, afore Miss Fuzzy Whiskers could do any such thing there came a loud "BOOMF!BOOMF!!"echoing across the air...It got louder..."BOOMF!BOOMF!" "Drums...Drums in the deep." Said a familiar voice. Derny turned round to see a TV turned on n' the Fellowship of the Ring playing. She sighed n' turned it off w/ her cute wittle paw. Alas, she heard another "BOOMF!BOOMF!" It was NOT the movie. :D Derny's kitten eyes went wide n' she ran off, tail stiff and fur afrizz.

A big fat Goblin army came running up shortly after, complete with trolls n' spiderlings. A troll got tired n' sat down...RIGHT ATOP THE SHRINKY RAY!!! :D

Meanwhile the knight saw Chloe's amnesia n' got brilliant ideas. "You are Darth Chloe, my apprentice, And I am your master, Darth Sean the Green." He said, mimicking Saruman's voice perfectly. :D Chloe's eyes went wide...
 
Lady Chloe said:
"I thought I was Princess Diana...." Chloe said confuzed....
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"NONO!That kitten may appear fuzzy and sweet, but she's pure evil.DON'T LISTEN TO HER!You are Darth Chloe. But you may be Darth Diana if you wish...Anywho, that's not important, what IS important is that you finish your Sith training and procure for me a most valuable item...do this and you will get 500 Cookie Points. You DO remember what you can do with Cookie Points don't you?" :D
 
Lady Chloe said:
"Nay," Chloe replied. "Do I get cookies?!" **Reverts to childhood and jumps up and down begging... **
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T'was then an interogation droid came in n' shot ChlomChlom w/ a tranquilizer dart. She settled down a lil. "You can't have cookies till you get me my item." The knight showed Miss "Darth Diana" a pic of a rubber duckie. "That duckie...remove her squeaker and bring it to me.You will be greatly rewarded." :D
 
Mean while from his mind probe, the snake saw every plan form in GKoN's mind. He beat Chloe to the Rubber duckie and took it with him to his secret lab. :D "Now, will build a duckie army. HAHA!"
 
Sir Benjamin the Lion said:
Mean while from his mind probe, the snake saw every plan form in GKoN's mind. He beat Chloe to the Rubber duckie and took it with him to his secret lab. :D "Now, will build a duckie army. HAHA!"
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But what Darth Ben didn't know was his mind probe had stumbled upon the plans of...AN IMPERIAL CHEF!! :eek: The duckies were soon prepped for the fryer... :D
 
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