Dramatic entrance (Please do not delete)

:eek: Walks up to the magician. Smaking him across the face she said "Don't you dare even think for a moment that Aslan is not our true King!!!!!!!!! He is, Was and ALWAYS WILL BE my true King!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
"Aslan is King! He doesn't need to be crowned! He always reigns! For He is the Lion!" Chloe stated wisely. "Now! I need to find Him! I must ask for his help."
 
Dernhelm said:
In the meantime Dernhelm (the cat) found the snake's labratory, and borrowed another shrink ray. (What? You thought that he'd only made one? That would have been very careless.)

Eventually, she made her way to the room where Edmund was being made to eat green jello.

"Revenge! Revenge at last!!!" she cried, and fired the ray at GKoN.
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ALAS, the knight ducked n' she hit Edmund. :D "BAAADDDDD Ol' Derny-tat!" the knight shouted, and took the shrink ray as a stormtrooper stuck Edmund in a bottle. He then picked Derny up by the scruff n' started baby-talking n' petting the fluffy-wuffy kitty-witty. Derny found her claws wouldn't work again for some strange reason and was forced to endure the humiliating treatment!! :eek: He gave her a BIIIGGG fat kiss on her fluffy noggin n' stuck her in a Mithril room, fulla all kinds of nice things to claw to ribbons.

The knight now turned his attention to "persuading" the pevensies to join him.
"Have you made your decision,Peter?" He asked. Peter said nothing. "Very well...if you will not join me, you and your siblings will face dramatic consequences.You,Peter, shall wed..." The knight gestured at the door of the cell.It whooshed open and in stepped...GRIMA IN A WIG N' DRESS!! :eek: "GRIMELLA!!Grima's twin cousin."
Peter's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" echoed clear across the ship.
"Lucy will be forced to marry..." The knight pointed to Smeagol, who merely smiled. Another ear-piercing shriek echoed across the ship.
"What about me?" Susan asked. She realized she shouldn'ta n' clamped her lips w/ an "OOMP!"
"You, poppet..." the knight said as he turned to her. "Shall be forced to marry..." He once more gestured to the door. It whooshed open and in stepped...GRIMA!!! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Susan shouted, and started to cry. Seeing her tears moved the knight's heart and something stirred in him.
"AAWWW, it's ok, you don't have to marry that Rohirric wing-ding." He said, pulling out a hanky. "Here, blow." Susan blew her nose, and the knight handed the hanky to Smeagol, who offered it to Lucy. Upon seeing this the knight burst out laughing... :D
 
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Meanwhile the mushroom came hopping up to Chloe. "NO!THIS ISN'T SO!!" He said, kicking her in the shin. HOW xactly a mushroom kicked Chloe in the shin noone quite knew. :D "YOU MUST NOT LISTEN TO THIS SIR BEN!HE'S PURE EVIL I TELLS YOU!EVILLLL!! He once decimated an entire forest to make room for a GUMBO SHOPPE!!A GUMBO SHOPPE I SAYS!!" The mushroom hopped off afore several goons could turn him into cream of mushroom soup. :D
 
Chloe raised an eyebrow, and rubbed her shin as she laughed. "GKoN has certainly persuaded everyond into beliving hanous things...." she rolled her eyes when the mushroom hopped away. "Shall we take our leave little snake?"
 
Lady Chloe said:
Chloe raised an eyebrow, and rubbed her shin as she laughed. "GKoN has certainly persuaded everyond into beliving hanous things...." she rolled her eyes when the mushroom hopped away. "Shall we take our leave little snake?"
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Alas, the mushroom hopped back by n' the goons came after. The lil fungai pulled out a mallet n' clocked the snake in the noggin!! :eek: The two goons bumped Chloe n' they all fell over w/ a "THUD!!" :D
 
Lady Chloe said:
Chloe raised an eyebrow, and rubbed her shin as she laughed. "GKoN has certainly persuaded everyond into beliving hanous things...." she rolled her eyes when the mushroom hopped away. "Shall we take our leave little snake?"
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THe Wizard immediately Rivives them and they set out on their Journey to the Wonderful wizard.......I mean to Aslan. :D

Meanwhile the Wizard prepared for a long wait and started to stockpile resources and all things needed for Wars. :p
 
(Grrrr! I see I should have specifically mentioned that you shrunk. :mad: *ARG!*)

Fortunately for Dernhelm, the stormtrooper was not very smart. He had used a cork on the bottle...and though it was diffucult, Edmund managed to push it out. Then it was only a matter of crawling under the door, and standing on the cat's head to reach the door-handle. :D There were several interesting things in the mithril room; not only armor, but weapons of all kinds. There was nothing small enough for Edmund, but the cat found a usful looking stun gun – it said it would knock anybody out for at least an hour. :D
 
Alas, Derny-werny had a s'prise comin'. Several stormtroopers came in to grab her! She stunned one but the other stunned her first. :D Over she fell, and the stormtrooper took her to a dark room,where she was stuck in a cylindrical chamber n' a loud "WHHRRRRRRRRRRR!!" resounded. Several minutes later the Stormtroopers removed the stunned Derny n' took her to ANOTHER room made outta Mithril-except this one was empty and had nothing but a restraining device, which was promply clamped to Derny's tail. :D The knight,meanwhile, was STILL trying to get Susan to stop crying...He even bonked Smeagol with a frying pan!-which made Lucy giggle-but alas, she wouldn't stop till the knight threw a pie @ Peter... :D
 
The Wizard entered undectected and grabed derny and fled the ship.*
Derny, you must be more careful. We shall try something a little out of the ordinary. :D

*Turns metorite invisible and sends it hurtling into the ship.*

HAHA! Well, GKoN, We meet again. :D
 
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