Dramatic entrance (Please do not delete)

"There you are!" RF shouted gleefullyl, clapping her hands together, while staring straight at the Knight with an evil look in her eye "Come here, GKONy, I've got a Christmas present for you." GKON, as always, greedy for more things came foreward immediately, and dropped Frodo...then RF pied him with a snow cone
 
Rhyanidd said:
"There you are!" RF shouted gleefullyl, clapping her hands together, while staring straight at the Knight with an evil look in her eye "Come here, GKONy, I've got a Christmas present for you." GKON, as always, greedy for more things came foreward immediately, and dropped Frodo...then RF pied him with a snow cone
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Alas, the knight shoulda learned by now...but he had a trick up his sleeve. Whilst the Green Lady tripped over Frodo n' fell over the edge of the crack of Doom, the knight whistled...AND IN CAME FLUFFY!!:eek: "FLUFFY!FETCH!" Shouted the knight, and Fluffy barreled down upon RF. Afore she could do anything he snatched her n' tied her up!:eek: The knight wiped the snowcone off his face n' grabbed Frodo by the back of his shirt, whilst Unleavened...
 
Whilst Unleavend waved her wand and turned GKON into a Goon. "Oops. That's not right..." Unleavend muttered and tried again...turning GKON into a platypus that couldn't move or make noise. RF in the meanwhile and slipped her bindings (not that hard when you poke the creature who is guarding you with an eggnog arrow and turn him into a monkey and then offer him bananas)...just the Bobo ran up--you remember...the oversized puppy?

(was his name bobo? I can't remember)
 
fern, realizing that she ha recieved the plastic items turned quickly to her faithfule pet, Pumpernickel: "So they have tricked us this time?!?! Look how they have been abusing one of our poor fellow hobbits!!! Come Pump, we must rescue him." And with that she jumped into the mountain to save the hobbit Frodo from sertan death.
 
"Oh, great." said Dernhelm-the-fairy. She pointed her wand at GKoN, and turned him into a...
 
Green four legged octopus that eats easter bunnies for dinner.
fern smiled and thanked the little fairy before taking a nap cradled in her pet giants arms. Pumpernickle gently swayed her back and forth.
 
*pushes door open, letting it slam back against the wall. Walks into the inn tracking mud. Sits down at the counter, and pushes back the weather stained hood. She pulls a pipe from her pocket and fills it with longbottom leaf. She lights it and scans the crowd.*
"So, who wants to talk to me? The stranger...the better."
 
*Seeing as it appers that no one is going to post:* "I am looking" says she, "for a brave, handsome, and faithful knight. If there are any here, then show your self."
 
Meanwhile the knight snatched Dernhelm's wand n' turned Fernshirehobbit into...AN EASTER RABBIT!!:eek: He chased her out the door of the Crack of Doom and down the slope of the mountain. Pumpernickle would have helped...but the knight turned him into a sack of potatoes.:D

The bunny-rabbit thought it was all over, but alas, the knight tripped on a rock n' bounced head-over-heel all the way down. He fell right into a cannon n' was shot...CLEAR TO THE INN!:eek: With a "CRAAASSHH!" he fell through the roof n' landed on Elindil, squashing her flat.:D
 
Fern returned just in time to see her faithful pumpernickel turned into a sack of potatoes. She picked up the sack, which had once been her friend and hightailed out of the mountain.
 
The knight gave a "YOW!!" and bit her with his octopie mouth(they have beaks...):D Poor Elindilly gave a shout n' flailed round the room, whilst Mr. Butterburr grabbed a frying pan n' ran to her aid. "HOLD STILL!" He shouted, and gave a mighty swing! But alas...his aim was off...the knight had jumped off just as he swung, and now...Elindilly was out cold.:D
The knight gave a mischievious laugh and scurried out of the Prancing Pony...:D
 
Editor: Bother!!!

The knight froze when he saw that weathertop was guarded by hundreds of thousands of...POTATAO PEOPLE!!! And they remembered him...(and his iritting little song!)
 
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