Dramatic entrance (Please do not delete)

Elindil said:
Editor: Bother!!!

The knight froze when he saw that weathertop was guarded by hundreds of thousands of...POTATAO PEOPLE!!! And they remembered him...(and his iritting little song!)
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He woulda been done for too...but Then came Saruman being chased by hordes of angry hobbits!:eek: He fled past the tater people n' the hobbits stopped, wide-eyed. "TATERS!!" they all shouted, and were upon the tater people in minutes.:D The knight,meanwhile, snuck off in all the confusion...
 
Elindily (being the VERY angry hobbit that she was) grabed the arrow and stuck Gkon with it. :eek: He turned into a cain toad! :eek:
Just then a bunch of loyal Western Australians rushed up. "KILL THE INVADING TOADS!!!" They shouted and started to squish GKoN. :p
 
Elindil said:
Elindily (being the VERY angry hobbit that she was) grabed the arrow and stuck Gkon with it. :eek: He turned into a cain toad! :eek:
Just then a bunch of loyal Western Australians rushed up. "KILL THE INVADING TOADS!!!" They shouted and started to squish GKoN. :p
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"EEEEEEEEKK!!" shouted the knight, and hopped on Elindilly's head...:D
 
Elindil said:
And Elindil being a loyal WA n grabbed the toad by it's leg and...
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GOT TACKLED BY A POTATO!!! "SAVE MEEEEE!!" He shouted, barreling through the Australians. The knight flew through the air...AND LANDED ON ARAGORN'S HEAD!!:eek: "AAAGGGGHH!FROG!!" He shouted, and ran round trying to get him off. You see, Aragorn feared only two things: succumbing to The Ring like his ancestor Isildur, and frogs...:D
 
After finally finding a fairy willing to unpotatoize Pumpernicicle, fern returned to the action and helped her fellow hobbits finish off the tators.
 
Elindil said:
Legolas and Gimli saw what happened and decieded to kill the toad! Gimli got his axe and Legolas got his bow...
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Alas, the toad hopped right infront of Aragon! Legolas fired and....
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"Oopsy..." Gimli said. Everyone stood aghast! "IS THERE A MEDIC NEARBY?" Legolas shouted as he dropped his bow. The knight laughed and hopped off...
 
Elindil said:
Legolas and Gimli saw what happened and decieded to kill the toad! Gimli got his axe and Legolas got his bow...
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unfortunately a fairy passed by and happened to see what was happening.
she quickly whip and dazzled an old charm and made the frog big,10x the size of a normal frog.

"that will teach those people a lesson,she gave a grin and a wink to Gimli and Legolas and disapeared...
 
the arrow hit the frogs butt and got pissed off
he looked at legolas angrily and prepared to attack...

"Help a giant frog on the loose!"the People around ran and shouted
 
blackheart said:
unfortunately a fairy passed by and happened to see what was happening.
she quickly whip and dazzled an old charm and made the frog big,10x the size of a normal frog.

"that will teach those people a lesson,she gave a grin and a wink to Gimli and Legolas and disapeared...
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The knight looked down on the Australians,taters, and others and gave a malicious grin.:D "MUWAHAHAHAHAAA!" He laughed, AND HOPPED ON 'EM WITH A "BLAATT!!"
 
Hitting Argorn in the foot. Argorn started shreiking and saying all this stuff about how hard it is to find real friends and you can't trust elves anymore...etc...etc..etc. Which made Leggy so angry he desided to kill the cain toad by slow tickle torture.

ooc: Hey GKoN have watched Eragon?
 
Elindil said:
Hitting Argorn in the foot. Argorn started shreiking and saying all this stuff about how hard it is to find real friends and you can't trust elves anymore...etc...etc..etc. Which made Leggy so angry he desided to kill the cain toad by slow tickle torture.

ooc: Hey GKoN have watched Eragon?
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OOC-nope:D

IC-With lightning speed the knight whipped out his tongue n' ATE LEGOLAS WHOLE!:eek:
 
But alas the toad had forgotten that Leggy, being the good looking chap he is...err...was has millions of fan girls! :eek: pretty soon the toad was being swamped by billions of them! :eek:
the toad ran away only to come face-to-face with a very angry hobbit. :mad:
 
The Frog Cried in torment
so loud its awful cry reached the mountains

minutes later the frog died
and people cheered for awhile and then continued their fights

then a mighty Dragon rose in the air and
began attacking everyone with its fire....
Oh no!
 
blackheart said:
The Frog Cried in torment
so loud its awful cry reached the mountains

minutes later the frog died
and people cheered for awhile and then continued their fights

then a mighty Dragon rose in the air and
began attacking everyone with its fire....
Oh no!
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But the toad didn't REALLY die...he just played dead till the fan girls went away...THEN he got back up n' ate Gimli...:D
 
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