Duffer Boot Camp!

[Keyblade Master]

haha olorin beat you to it, gets back on deck and shakes water off onto olorin and Freckles.

 

[lieke]

Ferny: Stan is a confused elephant, his full name is Stan the Cookie, and we love him

 

[fernshirehobbit]

ok. glad we got the cleared up *goes back in dog kennel*

 

[Dernhelm]

Read the Duffer readings!

 

[fernshirehobbit]

*comes back out of kennel* which ones? iv read quite a few....

 

[Dernhelm]

Oh, dear. I guess he's not in the Duffer reading-stuff.

Here you are: the birth of Stan the Cookie

 

[fernshirehobbit]

oh, interesting.

 

[Dernhelm]

And better: http://www.narniafans.com/forum/showthread.php?p=34299

Great intro:

Well, lesse...

Fred the Box: May be the oldest Duffer object. Fred the Box is Holyboy's house, and has been killed by BC (black cloak) numerous times. However, it's really rather hard to do away with Fred completely - according to HB, he has something on the order of 528,672 lives.

The Can: Perhaps the most famous of Duffer objects. The Can is a Shiny Trash Can, invented by GrayCloak in a wish corruption that was something like this:



Needless to say, the rest of the Duffers took the idea and ran with it.

Cheese Whiz: Squirty Cheese. The kind that comes in a can. I'm not sure how this came about, but every Duffer wants it.

Stan the Cookie: Not a cookie, as you might think, but an elephant. Don't ask me how an elephant got named Stan the Cookie!

Ben the Egg: An Egg. He has had terrible experiences in his early life, and all the Duffers are trying to protect him from all the othe Duffers. Dernhelm once told the story of his prior life, it went something like this:


Dernhelm's Black Hole: One of the new generation of Duffer objects. Dernhelm's black hole, I believe, was invented in Glorious Food II, by Lady of Lorien and me (jointly). I mentioned it first, and LoL turned it into Derny's pet. It's been popping up at random ever since.

Dr. Cran: Another of the second generation. Dr. Cran was also invented in Glorious Food II, as a Health Inspector (although a crayon as well). I'm not sure what happened after that.

Oh- I forgot one.

The Uber Turnip: So far lost in the mists of antiquity that nobody except maybe HB can remember where it came from or what it was. I think it got eaten in the end.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Is that a compliment? *gasp* For your reward, I will not call you a Duffer in this post.

 

[Keyblade Master]

gasp, is speechless

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I didn't say anything about this post, though... DIAD!

 

[fernshirehobbit]

that was a very nice quote of lauren, derny. a very enlightening post. *feels enlightened* i must say that, of those listed, dr. cran is my favorite. is there any other things i should know?

 

[lieke]

Thanks, ferny. (It would be a sad thing to tell her that i didn't put in that quote, now would it )

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*bonks lieke*

Actually, Ferny, you should know about, um, that evil giant spider that's sneaking up behind you... *steals Ferny's can of CW while she's looking the other way*

 

[lieke]

You're really trying to get it all, now aren't you?

 

[~TheCaptain~]

You're really trying to get it all, now aren't you?

Olorin's ALWAYS trying to get it all. A sad but true fact.

 

[Dernhelm]

That's twice now. ???

 

[lieke]

What? That he tried to get CW? Well, luckily you're in the factory too, to guard it? (I wonder if someone's going to kill me )

 

[Keyblade Master]

no one will kill you because you just hired me as your personal body guard for life. now i will attack anyone you say.

 

[Dernhelm]

No: twice that people have noticed that you and me are the same person. (I can't believe we – I mean I, managed to pull it off for this long!)