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[WarriorSatyr]

The well example is kind of dumb. What if he was trying to pull a rotting animal out of his well so it wouldn't pollute the water?

 

[Sopespian]

Dude, it's Confucius. His name literally sounds like "confuse us". You can't expect him to use logic in his ethics.

 

[Glenburne]

Well, in Chinese, he's usually called Kongzi or Kong Fuzi. Maybe it's just people who Latinize his name that become confused.

 

[Sopespian]

Well, in Chinese, he's usually called Kongzi or Kong Fuzi. Maybe it's just people who Latinize his name that become confused.

I have my doubts.

 

[Glenburne]

There's a medication for those. After all, people should never feel uncertainty, it's uncomfortable. And in America, we should always be comfortable.

 

[Sopespian]

There's a medication for those. After all, people should never feel uncertainty, it's uncomfortable. And in America, we should always be comfortable.

'Mur'ca! (tenth)

 

[Glenburne]

*puts Sopespian on a large couch and ensures that the Patriots are playing football on the television*

 

[Sopespian]

*puts Sopespian on a large couch and ensures that the Patriots are playing football on the television*

*runs away, crying*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

After all, people should never feel uncertainty, it's uncomfortable. And in America, we should always be comfortable.

Caspian: *drops from the ceiling and throws a tomato at Glen and then one at Sopespian* Luckily, I am not from America, and I do not need to abide by the rules of it.
Dorthy: Yeah, that's why there are sirens coming this way.

 

[Sopespian]

Caspian: *drops from the ceiling and throws a tomato at Glen and then one at Sopespian* Luckily, I am not from America, and I do not need to abide by the rules of it.
Dorthy: Yeah, that's why there are sirens coming this way.

*ducks, the tomato narrowly missing him*

Wait, why are there actual ducks here? I was just ducking from the tomato. I didn't want to summon actual ducks.

Oh, dear.

Well, that's just ducky.

*gets pelted with anti-pun tomatoes*

 

[Glenburne]

I'm afraid these are murderous baby ducks with razor sharp fangs and serious emotional problems.

 

[Sopespian]

I'm afraid these are murderous baby ducks with razor sharp fangs and serious emotional problems.

So, besides the fangs, normal ducks?

 

[WarriorSatyr]

So, besides the fangs, normal ducks?

You're thinking of Rhode Island Red chickens. Living proof that birds evolved from dinosaurs. Those things /growl/ when angry!

 

[Glenburne]

You really aren't making much of an effort to understand them. Very likely they were Jewish chickens, it was Purim, and you strongly resemble Haman.

 

[Miss Freckles]

I don't think I can ever read that book again now without picturing bloodthirsty chicken(s?). I hope you're happy.

 

[Glenburne]

Yes, I'm very happy. Although chickens are apparently a TK.

 

[Miss Freckles]

You're HAPPY?!?!?!? Even the fact that you have any feelings and admit to them is a miracle, but happy ones? This must be a trick.

 

[Sopespian]

It is. Stay back at least ten feet if you want to be safe!!