Duffer Boot Camp!

[WarriorSatyr]

No.

10thingy.

 

[Glenburne]

*wounds WS with a widgeon*

 

[WarriorSatyr]

*Takes widgeon* *Turns into pigwidgeon* *sets pigwidgeon free*

 

[Glenburne]

(You are still wounded. You really should see a doctor. I could suggest one, if you like.)

 

[Miss Freckles]

Pediatrician. Podiatrist. Plastic surgeon.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Pink plastic pickles.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Er... Are you returning to beloved traditions now or are you breaking with your personal tradition of breaking traditions?

 

[WarriorSatyr]

I'll never tell! Mwahahaha!

 

[Miss Freckles]

Oh I am so upset.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

I don't mean to upset people. It just happens.

 

[Glenburne]

Yes, you do mean to upset people. But occasionally you do it with finesse. This is one of those occasions.

 

[GondorGirl]

Finesse is a good word.

 

[Miss Freckles]

So is higgledy-piggledy.

 

[GondorGirl]

So is Piggly Wiggly.

 

[Miss Freckles]

And collywobbles.

 

[Glenburne]

Avoid the linguistic turn. You are all going to end up as analytic philosophers if you aren't careful.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

I really don't mean to upset people. Should I dial it back?

 

[Glenburne]

I would normally suggest hitting "redial." But you upset Freckles, which means you just got two free months of phone service. Congratulations!

 

[Miss Freckles]

It seems like it's difficult enough to upset me to hand out rewards for people who manage. I take that as a compliment.

: *stares unblinkingly at WS for hours*

 

[WarriorSatyr]

*Fidgets awkwardly under Freck's unblinking gaze*