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Butter knife does not begin with the letters ID. It begins with the letters UV. That's why UV rays are so dangerous--the rays make the butter knives sharp.
 
*helps Glen to the couch*

*puts wet towel on her forehead*

*fastens her to the couch with some extra-strong rope*

There, dear. The Confundus charm is going to wear off in a little bit. Just try to relax.
 
Why would you try to stick both of us in the same chair? The balance is off, making the chains of black energy less effective, so.... *removes self from chair* *leaves*
 
I already left. You can't pin me to a chair when I'm not in the room. Anyway, Zinthos sound like Mentos. I think they are probably edible but can explode if you put them into a Coke.
 
Zinthos should not be eaten. It's from a cartoon I watch. There was a fake commercial for it in one episode.

The makers of Azarath and Metrion are proud to introduce: Zinthos. New and improved Zinthos gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. And because it's blue, Zinthos goes with everything. Zinthos isn't right for everyone and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Zinthos. Do not get Zinthos wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop saying Zinthos and consult your ancient scrolls immediately. New, Blue, Zinthos.
 
Like you said--"Do not get Zinthos wet." See? It's just like Mentos. Don't put it in a Coke, or you will rue the day.
 
GG can do whatever she wants. I thought we had already established that fact.

(Palantiri sold separately. Anything involving Twilight not included.)
 
WarriorSatyr said:
It's ugly? *Glances at own username* Okay...

And you expand? Assuredly not! *Pokes GG's 26-acre belly*
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I've had this username for 10 years, give or take a few months. Variations feel wrong.

Yes, 26 acre is a good place to stop.

Glenburne said:
GG can do whatever she wants. I thought we had already established that fact.

(Palantiri sold separately. Anything involving Twilight not included.)
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There's another quote to take out of context.
 
My brother would complain about odd numbers at a time like this. He has a thing against them. I like them better than even ones, personally, except when they get into fights with the Umlauts.
 
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