The Insane Asylum itself cannot truly ever be destroyed. It is an immutable, unchangeable, integral part of the Universe itself; its destruction would therefore necessarily entail the destruction of the entire Universe. Such destruction, obviously, cannot be brought about by any such mundane force as "whalesplatting", indeed (as previously stated), the destruction of the Insane Asylum, since it would involve the destruction of the Universe as a whole, cannot be brought about by any force currently known to be in existence.
Moving on, we shall now consider the nomination and selection of candidates for the office of Director of the Insane Asylum. This position has, by long-standing tradition, carried with it the title of "Doctor"...
-From The Insane Asylum: A Sketch in Cheese Whiz, by Dr. Dipl. O. Rable-Lloonie
Why, thank you. If you would have said something even nicer, i might not have done this, but since that isn't the case: *lets Freckles disappear in the black hole* Mhuahahaa