Lady of Lorien
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But WHO are the rightful owners? What a great dilemma, Lady Jean... You can't hand it over to the rightful owners if you can't figure out who they are...
If you hand it to the mods, they will again have the power to ban defenseless members such as us, leaving you feeling guilty for handing it over. Especially when they conquer the world because of their regained banning power!
If you hand it to the mods, you will probaby become "mod's pet..." And others will accuse you of siccophantly tendencies.
If you hand it to the 'nites, they will ban everyone else and then use their limitless power to force Will, Anna, Skandar, Georgie, Aslan, and all other helpless subjects of 'nit-ism to join TDL. Poor things. You will probably feel guilty then too.
If you hand it to the serious stone-table members, they will bury it in dust and philosophical arguments and allow the forum to be overrun with rif-raff.
If you hand it to the Duffers, they will ban all other members and send every slice of Fresh Bread through rigorous Duffer-training, holding the ban-button over their heads as a threat the entire time. Fresh bread will be informe that their usernames are the color of CW, and they are therefore honored above much...etc. etc. etc. But many of them will die or leave TDL from the strain. So you will probably feel guilty.
WHO are the rightful owners of the Ban Button? Ponder well...
Seems as if you're doomed to feel guilty no matter what though, doesn't it?
If you hand it to the mods, they will again have the power to ban defenseless members such as us, leaving you feeling guilty for handing it over. Especially when they conquer the world because of their regained banning power!
If you hand it to the mods, you will probaby become "mod's pet..." And others will accuse you of siccophantly tendencies.
If you hand it to the 'nites, they will ban everyone else and then use their limitless power to force Will, Anna, Skandar, Georgie, Aslan, and all other helpless subjects of 'nit-ism to join TDL. Poor things. You will probably feel guilty then too.
If you hand it to the serious stone-table members, they will bury it in dust and philosophical arguments and allow the forum to be overrun with rif-raff.
If you hand it to the Duffers, they will ban all other members and send every slice of Fresh Bread through rigorous Duffer-training, holding the ban-button over their heads as a threat the entire time. Fresh bread will be informe that their usernames are the color of CW, and they are therefore honored above much...etc. etc. etc. But many of them will die or leave TDL from the strain. So you will probably feel guilty.
WHO are the rightful owners of the Ban Button? Ponder well...
Seems as if you're doomed to feel guilty no matter what though, doesn't it?