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But WHO are the rightful owners? What a great dilemma, Lady Jean... You can't hand it over to the rightful owners if you can't figure out who they are...

If you hand it to the mods, they will again have the power to ban defenseless members such as us, leaving you feeling guilty for handing it over. Especially when they conquer the world because of their regained banning power!

If you hand it to the mods, you will probaby become "mod's pet..." And others will accuse you of siccophantly tendencies.

If you hand it to the 'nites, they will ban everyone else and then use their limitless power to force Will, Anna, Skandar, Georgie, Aslan, and all other helpless subjects of 'nit-ism to join TDL. Poor things. You will probably feel guilty then too.

If you hand it to the serious stone-table members, they will bury it in dust and philosophical arguments and allow the forum to be overrun with rif-raff.

If you hand it to the Duffers, they will ban all other members and send every slice of Fresh Bread through rigorous Duffer-training, holding the ban-button over their heads as a threat the entire time. Fresh bread will be informe that their usernames are the color of CW, and they are therefore honored above much...etc. etc. etc. But many of them will die or leave TDL from the strain. So you will probably feel guilty.


WHO are the rightful owners of the Ban Button? Ponder well...
Seems as if you're doomed to feel guilty no matter what though, doesn't it?:D
 
But WHO are the rightful owners? What a great dilemma, Lady Jean... You can't hand it over to the rightful owners if you can't figure out who they are...

If you hand it to the mods, they will again have the power to ban defenseless members such as us, leaving you feeling guilty for handing it over. Especially when they conquer the world because of their regained banning power!

If you hand it to the mods, you will probaby become "mod's pet..." And others will accuse you of siccophantly tendencies.

If you hand it to the 'nites, they will ban everyone else and then use their limitless power to force Will, Anna, Skandar, Georgie, Aslan, and all other helpless subjects of 'nit-ism to join TDL. Poor things. You will probably feel guilty then too.

If you hand it to the serious stone-table members, they will bury it in dust and philosophical arguments and allow the forum to be overrun with rif-raff.

If you hand it to the Duffers, they will ban all other members and send every slice of Fresh Bread through rigorous Duffer-training, holding the ban-button over their heads as a threat the entire time. Fresh bread will be informe that their usernames are the color of CW, and they are therefore honored above much...etc. etc. etc. But many of them will die or leave TDL from the strain. So you will probably feel guilty.


WHO are the rightful owners of the Ban Button? Ponder well...
Seems as if you're doomed to feel guilty no matter what though, doesn't it?:D

*Takes ban button and runs*:D
 
I'm not sure the ban-button works that direction. Haven't...*ahem*....certain mods been trying to ban each other for ages? But then...perhaps THE ban button works differently?
 
I like your solution to that problem, lieke. Of course, LJ might have preferred feeling guilty to being banned, but who cares about such miniscule details?
 
*opens new profile with the same name* HEY! Where did my post count go?!?!:( Anyways... *grabs Ben and Ban Button and all the other 'b's* *knocks out all pursuit and makes getaway*
 
Hehe, Now I have seen a few tricks in my day, it has been a good april Fools day for me, I fooled OtW into admitting that I had the real ban button. I fooled GKoN into believing that the ban button he took from me was the real one (I already gave the real one to Spector, who is indeed the rightful owner). Then lieke was fooled into thinking she banned me. :D :D :D :D
 
Not at all, I may sound like a kiss-up but I am really glad there are mods on the site, cause if there weren't there would be a whole lot more danger of creepy pedifiles coming on.
 
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