Eeeeegggggssss

[PuddleGrim000]

The duffer sun is done due to fun, and so the hydrogen to helium ratio is irrational.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You are all deceived. There is no sun in Dufferland. That is a giant ball of radioactive cheese.

 

[Sopespian]

You are all deceived. There is no sun in Dufferland. That is a giant ball of radioactive cheese.

There was. GG ate it. She's why we can't have nice things.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

There was. GG ate it. She's why we can't have nice things.

*sighs* Not again, GG. At least that explains why it's so dark in here now. I suppose we could use this radioactive, glittery pumpkin I found for a sun.

 

[GondorGirl]

*sighs* Not again, GG. At least that explains why it's so dark in here now. I suppose we could use this radioactive, glittery pumpkin I found for a sun.

*eats pumpkin*

Glitter's digestible, right?

 

[Glenburne]

Glitter is evil enough that it will probably defeat even your digestive system.

 

[GondorGirl]

LIES.

*eats more glitter*

 

[Glenburne]

*deposits all remaining glitter in the Can*

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats the can yet again*

 

[Glenburne]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This is NOT OKAY.

How is the Can supposed to stay shiny when you're dripping stomach acid all over it?!

 

[PuddleGrim000]

I suppose I shall have to eat the stomach acid, since I am. Ah well.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*puts socks on her hands and sits in the corner* Really all we need is something to neutralize stomach acid. Like, for instance, this pear-shaped sponge that smells like lemons.

 

[Glenburne]

I distrust any sponge that smells like lemons. Probably has been dipped in toilet cleaner.

 

[Dernhelm]

Lemons must never besmirch the CAN! Don't worry, the Can is self-cleaning. It'll come out all shiny and new. *waits in anticipation of the glory of the Can*

 

[Lossëndil]

*waits in anticipation of---

*splat*

Hmm... Been too long since I've had a whale in my life.

 

[Copperfox]

Well, I have done, and heard, some WAIL-ing in my life.