Eeeeegggggssss

[Miss Freckles]

I'll add some rice.

 

[Glenburne]

You're going to completely dry his brain out.

 

[Miss Freckles]

But it rhymed, and you know I can't resist a rhyme. Sopes will forgive me. I'm sure he understands about the magic of rhyming.

 

[Glenburne]

Sopes might prefer you to come up with some rhymes that do things like not killing him.

An example:
Since it's sunny,
Give Sopes money!

And so on.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Glenburne is advocating not killing people and using cursive.

Someone's usurped her account again.

PS. No money for Sopes. He spends it all on instant mashed potatoes and T Swift albums. I do not approve.

 

[Sopespian]

PS. No money for Sopes. He spends it all on instant mashed potatoes and T Swift albums. I do not approve.

Wha-? How the heck did you know?!

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Wha-? How the heck did you know?!

How do fish know how to fly?

 

[Miss Freckles]

Wha-? How the heck did you know?!

Your mother is very active on facebook. She's also published videos of you singing along to TS, and now you're a youtube star. She wants to use the money to send you to culinary school in Paris. You're going to be a five star chef, Soapy!

 

[Glenburne]

I don't think Telmarines speak French, so I'm inclined to think that Sopes's mother is planning to waste her money.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Well, the chef might speak Telmarinian. Though you're probably right. It's the metric system that will trip him up.

 

[Glenburne]

Actually, I think he would probably find a way to trip the metric system up....

 

[Miss Freckles]

I would love to watch that.

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

 

[Sopespian]

Well, the chef might speak Telmarinian. Though you're probably right. It's the metric system that will trip him up.

It's Telmarese, thank you. And I have no problem with the metric system. It's the commies who use it I can't stand. 'Mur'ca!

 

[Glenburne]

Are you saying you think anyone who uses the metric system is a commie?

 

[Sopespian]

Are you saying you think anyone who uses the metric system is a commie?

I mean, yeah. Obviously.

 

[Glenburne]

Toodles uses the metric system. How dare you.

 

[Miss Freckles]

I mean, yeah. Obviously.

That does put a damper on our relationship.

 

[Glenburne]

Which means Sopes is attracting mold and that you probably should sue him for damages.

 

[PuddleGrim000]

That does put a damper on our relationship.

I mean, the imperial measurement system literally spells out 'freedom' in Slavic, so...

 

[Glenburne]

This is immoral, freedom is the ratio of hydrogen to helium inside the Duffer Sun.