Eeeeegggggssss
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Miss Freckles
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yes. (i can read? i CAN READ!!!)
no, i'm not insulted, just mildly amused. and somewhat desperate - why do you people have to post pages upon pages here while i'm sleeping? *sighs* must be - *dark holloww sound* - doom.
Olórin the Wise
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Doom? Uh-oh. You mean like in LOTR? DOOM, DOOM Drums in the deep! DOOM, DOOM They are coming! DOOM, DOOM We are cut off! DOOM, DOOM... wait. That doesn't quite sound like an Orc drum to me. Can you hold on a second? *walks off*
WHO PUT A BRICK IN MY DRYER?!
WHO PUT A BRICK IN MY DRYER?!
Miss Freckles
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Doom? Uh-oh. You mean like in LOTR? DOOM, DOOM Drums in the deep! DOOM, DOOM They are coming! DOOM, DOOM We are cut off! DOOM, DOOM... wait. That doesn't quite sound like an Orc drum to me. Can you hold on a second? *walks off*
WHO PUT A BRICK IN MY DRYER?!
*rofl*
shall i strike at it with my partisan?
Olórin the Wise
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What is a partisan?
It's not a potato chip, is it? Because I don't think a potato chip would do much good.
It's not a potato chip, is it? Because I don't think a potato chip would do much good.
Miss Freckles
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i thought you'd read hamlet?
i don't think they had potato chips in hamlet's time. and even if they had, they would have been called crisps.
Olórin the Wise
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...or maybe potatoeth crunchyst which hath been fried...
Or something.
Or something.
Miss Freckles
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nooo... don't make me laugh... ahhhh the cramps, the cramps... nooooooo
great. now there's a knot in my lung
Olórin the Wise
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Oh dear, that sounds terrible. Is it a Gordian Knot? Will we have to cut it?
Miss Freckles
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you are not doing ANYTHiNG to my lung. other than provoke it.
call dr lieke! she'll know what to do!
dr lieke: i'm sorry, there's only one hope... if you don't turn into a statue immediately, you won't survive.
mf: *facepalm*
olorin: *whispers to dr lieke*
dr lieke: actually, there is another chance. it involves a dishwasher, and olorin.
mf: anything! anything but being a statue!
call dr lieke! she'll know what to do!
dr lieke: i'm sorry, there's only one hope... if you don't turn into a statue immediately, you won't survive.
mf: *facepalm*
olorin: *whispers to dr lieke*
dr lieke: actually, there is another chance. it involves a dishwasher, and olorin.
mf: anything! anything but being a statue!
Olórin the Wise
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Dr. Lieke: Well, alright. *pushes Olorin into the dishwasher* There. Now you're all cured.
Me: NO! NOT AGAIN!
Bowl of Petunias: *drops whale on dishwasher*
Me: *sigh* I think I'll move to Alaska.
Me: NO! NOT AGAIN!
Bowl of Petunias: *drops whale on dishwasher*
Me: *sigh* I think I'll move to Alaska.
Miss Freckles
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Dr. Lieke: Well, alright. *pushes Olorin into the dishwasher* There. Now you're all cured.
Me: NO! NOT AGAIN!
Bowl of Petunias: *drops whale on dishwasher*
Me: *sigh* I think I'll move to Alaska.
mf: *is bored* *turns on tv*
newsreporter: ... so please help the evacuees to find a place to stay until the mystery around the "bearded phantom" is brought to light...
Olórin the Wise
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The bearded phantom? *looks at beard* What have you been doing in your spare time?
Miss Freckles
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beard: a lot of blinking and... some other things.
Olórin the Wise
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What other things? Be honest, now!
Miss Freckles
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beard: *blinks* well, i... i've...
olorin: out with it!
beard: i made you a coffee *gives coffee*
olorin: out with it!
beard: i made you a coffee *gives coffee*
Olórin the Wise
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*drinks coffe and becomes hyper* THAT'Snotallyou'VE'been'doIngcomeontellmewhatelse! Huh? huH? Huh? You wanna piece of me? *dances around like a bug on a hot plate* Come on! *beats up the air* You scared? Come on! *jumps up, hits ceiling, comes down, goes through floor, ends up in bathtub below*
OOh, a bath. *runs water & falls over unconscious*
OOh, a bath. *runs water & falls over unconscious*
Miss Freckles
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so passeth a worthy officer of the spelling police, a good wizard and an old friend.
mob: lies! lies!
mf: but... he is... *puzzled*
mob: fire! help! torches! pitchforks!
mf: what the...?
oly: what are you doing in my bathroom?
beard: it's all mf's fault.
mf: *falls through air*
superman: *CLASH* *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* what were you doing in my way???
mf: ask olorin *sulks*
superman: i will *flies towards oly's house*
mob: *falls through air*
superman: *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT*
mf: *giggle*
mob: lies! lies!
mf: but... he is... *puzzled*
mob: fire! help! torches! pitchforks!
mf: what the...?
oly: what are you doing in my bathroom?
beard: it's all mf's fault.
mf: *falls through air*
superman: *CLASH* *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* what were you doing in my way???
mf: ask olorin *sulks*
superman: i will *flies towards oly's house*
mob: *falls through air*
superman: *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT* *CLASH *TUMBLE* *SPLAT*
mf: *giggle*
theorangejello
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Miss Freckles
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i know. life ain't a merry-go-round.