Eeeeegggggssss

[theorangejello]

*kills the egg*

HAHAHAHAH NOW I SHALL MAKE YOU INTO SCRAMBLED EGGS

*realizes everyone is watching her*

 

[Dernhelm]

Toj -- how could you?

Ben, poor, dear Ben, the last . . . *sniff* I will never be the same again . . .

 

[Miss Freckles]

*sings sad song at funeral*

 

[theorangejello]

that that that that that wasn't BEN..

taht was...just a normal egg..

 

[Miss Freckles]

oh, so you think a normal egg doesn't have feelings? a life? a loving family? YOU MONSTER! *sobs*

 

[theorangejello]

i've never thought about eggs having feelings.

 

[Nightfire]

that's because they dont COUGH.

 

[theorangejello]

so if an egg coughs it has feelings?

well LOGICALLY that makes sense.
if an egg coughs that means there is a chick inside of it, thus killing it would be animal cruelty, but if it doesn't cough and is not named Ben, i'm pretty sure under the law i'm alowed to eat it. But if it makes you feel any better, i usually throw out the yolk and eat the whites, though i did try to make white only french toast today and got glumps of bread stuck to white stick stuff, and the syrup realy wasnt' taht helpful. Which totally got the attention of the ants named bob in my kitchen....which wasn't fun.
and now i must dance

 

[Lossëndil]

*eggsplats mf's brain and toothpick*

 

[CaspianGirl]

So which came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[Smaug]

Egg




I ate the chicken X3

 

[CaspianGirl]

Egg




I ate the chicken X3

No, the chicken came first. God created the animals first, and the chicken needs to lay the egg in order to produce more chicks.

 

[daisyfrost]

your answer was EGG-sellent.

 

[lieke]

Hehehe, that was funny

Then again, eggs are always funny. Except for Ben, who is more really sad than funny, but then again, how would you feel if your whole family was murdered, huh? HA?

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

No, the chicken came first. God created the animals first, and the chicken needs to lay the egg in order to produce more chicks.

yes that tis true.

 

[lieke]

So that is your answer, you don't even talk to Ben about his pain Poor Ben, always alone, no one listening

 

[Dernhelm]

*hums* (tenthingy)

 

[lieke]

Well, just you come here, Ben. I do care for you, no matter what other people without a heart (*glares*) do. *takes Ben*

 

[~Lava~]

Let him out now.

 

[~Lava~]

Steals Mf's cake. Poor Ben.