Fictional character for President

BarbarianKing said:
Wait! McGiver is NOT a fictional character!! But what the heck. make him president.
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Wait, seriously? What? MacGyver was based off a real guy? (For the record, I'm one of the most gullible people you will ever talk to, so forgive me if you're trying to joke around right now and I'm completely missing it...:D)
 
= fish_wwjd_frog MacGyver. Hands down... He could get us out of any mess...
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BarbarianKing said:
Wait! McGiver is NOT a fictional character!! But what the heck. make him president.
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Yes! MacGuyver for President
for his VP-Jack Bauer
Secretary of State: Dirty Harry
Secretary of Defense: John Rambo
Head of the Depatrment of Homeland Security: John McLain( BRuce Willis in Die Hard)
Secreatry of Education: Professor Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr.
Speaker of the House: The Terminator.
Secretary of Treasury: Bruce Wayne AKA Batman
Secretary of Technology: Tony Stark AKA Iron Man
Special Embassador to Canada: James Howlett aka Logan aka Wolverine ( X-Men.)
White House Press Secretary: Kal-El AKA Clark Kent AKA Superman.
White House Photographer : Peter Parker AKA Spider-Man

And new position Secretary of awesomeness.. CHUCK NORRIS!

Reepicheep is the president's "pet." ( Reep kills any one for calling him such a thing. He prefers to call himself the Special Represantive of the Animal Kingdom. However he only lets Chuck Norris call him a "mouse".)

James Earl Jones for "Voice who says Ladies and Gentlemen the President of the United States before the press cofnerences, speeches and any other TV appearances."

Their party is neither Democrat or Republican. It's the AWESOME PARTY! They win by a land slide as every one is to afraid of crossing the combined awesomnes of MacGuyver, Bauer, Dirty Harry, Rambo, McLain, Indy, Terminator, Batman, Iron Man, Wolverine, Chuck Norris, Superman, Spider-Man, Reepicheep and James Earl Jones. As soon as they take office, Iran, Al-Quida, N. Korea and the Somalian Pirates all surrender within 24 hours of the MacGuyver/Bauer administration taking office.

As for the economy? The combined Box Office revenues of over HALF the administraion ( plus roaylteis, Merchandising tie-ins and linecsing fees) would do more then enough to fix that one.

And what kind of jobs do they create to put all out of work americans to work? Really, really cool jobs.

However there is a slight scandle as the Secretary of State is revealed to be a killer cyborg from the future and the White House PRess Secretary and the White House aren't even from Earth. But everyone is to chicken to really follow threw on that one.
 
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Rache_san said:
Ah, true. But Frodo left for the Havens, so why couldn't he? :eek:
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Ture... but a look at most posts in this trhead adn several people ahve nominated carhacters, such as ones from Narnia, that in our time-line would be dead. ( even if Professor Kirke for example had not died in the train crash he would still be now as he was old by the time of the books.)

But in the case of the Baggins/Gamgee admin, I'd say what would happen would be this. Frodo would run with Sam as his running mate. However a very serious ailment President Baggins suffers from would force him to step down and leave for the Grey Havens. From there, Sam Gamgee was assume the role of president.
 
Sven-El said:
Ture... but a look at most posts in this trhead adn several people ahve nominated carhacters, such as ones from Narnia, that in our time-line would be dead. ( even if Professor Kirke for example had not died in the train crash he would still be now as he was old by the time of the books.)

But in the case of the Baggins/Gamgee admin, I'd say what would happen would be this. Frodo would run with Sam as his running mate. However a very serious ailment President Baggins suffers from would force him to step down and leave for the Grey Havens. From there, Sam Gamgee was assume the role of president.
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Wow. Sounds pretty good to me :D
 
fish_wwjd_frog said:
Wait, seriously? What? MacGyver was based off a real guy? (For the record, I'm one of the most gullible people you will ever talk to, so forgive me if you're trying to joke around right now and I'm completely missing it...:D)
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You don't believe that a fictional character can make a bomb with a paper clip and chewed bubble gum now, do you?


Sven-El said:
And new position Secretary of awesomeness.. CHUCK NORRIS!
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Yes, he will be the only diplomat who could speak loudly AND carry a big stick!!!:D
 
ok..... Narnia characters...

President- Lucy
Vice President- Edmund
Person in charge of Tactical things and army- Peter, and Caspian
generals- Centars
Diplomat- Susan
Air tacticals and transportation- griffins
Escape tunnels (one can never have too many ;))- dwarves.
Decoration- dryads
Advisors- ... old people. lol:p
 
My Narnian government: :cool:

President - Caspian
Vice President - Lucy
Foreign Secretary - Peter
Armed forces - Reepicheep and Glenstorm
(will perhaps be too dangerous to let Reepicheep have this alone :D)
Diplomacy - Edmund
Advisers - Mr. Tumnus, Dr. Cornelius, the Beavers etc.

And of course:
Chief Advisor - ASLAN!!!
 
After Marvle's The Avengers movie I definitly have to say....



President: Steven G. Rogers aka Captain America
He grew up in Brooklyn and is "too dumb to walk away from a fight", when it's necissary of course. He doesn't want to get involved in War to "kill anyone" he just doesn't like bullies no matter where they are from. He's a decorated war hero. Hes's is also, humble and honest ( ok, these last two traits may disqualify him)

Vice-President: Anthony "Tony" Stark aka Iron Man
Helped take down a number of terror-cells in THe Middle-East. Created thosuands of new jobs. His net worth alone could help fix the national debt. However, his only disadvantage would be his short attention span, and, how shall we say his tabloid friendly life style.


oh, and


Speaker of the House: Dr. Bruce Banner/ The Hulk.
Well, it would make C-Span more interesting to watch when he turns into a big green rage monster and rampages through the capitol, to say the least.

Rogers/Stark 2012

( note if some one could make a banner for me featuring Cap and Iron Man with the capytion Rogers/Stark 2012, that would be great.)
 
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