For the Love of the Tree

How do you feel about Lossy's Treeness?


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Oh, wow, Glen... *shakes head sadly*

But I fear we have gotten off topic. We are supposed to be celebrating Lossy's treeness and trying to convince her that it exists. :D

But then, I suppose that there isn't any such thing as "off-topic" in a Duffer thread. :p
 
Let's see...we got on the Norwegian prison system because I was in contempt of the Lolosaural Court, which became an issue because of a dispute with the evil Tree-executive branch, and before that....

Never mind. Anyway, I love the Tree. *hugs Tree*
 
You will put me in jail--in Norway. One of their resort jails. (Yes, I'm serious; google the Norwegian prison system.) So my life will be pretty sweet--cinema room, band rehearsal room, dining hall decorated with Norwegian art, huge library, university classes, fishing on pebble beaches, etc. "It" will be wonderful. :)
Nono. I know you have imagined worse than that, and your worse imaginings will condemn you. Not your choice imaginings.

Oh, wow, Glen... *shakes head sadly*

But I fear we have gotten off topic. We are supposed to be celebrating Lossy's treeness and trying to convince her that it exists. :D

But then, I suppose that there isn't any such thing as "off-topic" in a Duffer thread. :p
Somewhat true. I suppose I could just condemn her to the tender care of said tree, as her punishment, and leave it at that. I'm sure that would be effective. And more or less on topic.
 
(The Tree? Tender?! Squirrels....)

*throws self at the feet of the Court and pleas for mercy*
 
Sheep are considered more legally binding, and have stronger after-effects.

Besides, I am bored with sheep.

And besides...

Well, you will see.
I have a sheep named Mr. Soap (Most Renowned Sheep of Awesome Power), which Glen gave me on facebook. I'm only just getting to know him, so I'm not bored with sheep yet. :D
 
I can only find two peas and a goldfish. I'm a poor college student, and the only way to get a third pea and a trout is to rob Cracker Barrel at gunpoint. *sobs*
 
I can only find two peas and a goldfish. I'm a poor college student, and the only way to get a third pea and a trout is to rob Cracker Barrel at gunpoint. *sobs*
I love you, Glen. xP

*offers trout* This guy just showed up on my back porch. Don't know why. But you can have him. :D
 
I will overlook the last pea, in this case.

But I hate fish! And peas!

You have failed the test.

However, I feel like granting amnesty anyway. Mainly because I can't even remember your crime. So, you are free for the moment.
 
*gives sheep to LoL* (Don't ask me how I got a sheep when I can't find a pea and a trout. Sheep kind of generate themselves somewhere between my right toes. I don't really understand, but it happens....)
 
Sheep are not toe fuzz! :mad: They are highly intelligent beings whose fabled wanderings are entirely exaggerated.
 
I have two sheep now, one named Harry, which Glen gave to me in the Gone, Away, and Returned thread, the other nameless, in the salutations of an email. I name the nameless one Cheese.

My suitmate and I decided that we will raise said sheep in our bathroom (along with the dozen chicks who inhabit our mirror).
 
Keep your school from suing me from introducing sheep into the dorms, and we'll call it even. And Cheese is a very philosophical name for a sheep. He sounds like one of the contemplative, silent type.
 
*wonders if we should arrange a play date for Harry, Cheese, and Mr. Soap* But not for Sopespian's sheep. He keeps eating all the ones I give him.
 
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