Funny Definitions

[SOS~]

Greetings.

Money

 

[EveningStar]

A vaccine against chronic poverty.

Popsicle

 

[WilliamMoseleyismine]

that frozen juice on stick thingy.


Pencil

 

[Olórin the Wise]

An implement invented by an evil school princpal with the object in mind of causing much anger and gnashing of teeth among students.

computer

 

[Lady of Lorien]

A swirling vortex of fascination...

Bubble...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

A small, interesting Dufferly object, which is quite dangerous, especially to Duffers.

TDL

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*sigh* I thought it was Terrible Duffer Land, myself...but that was whole POSTS ago! Maybe now it's Tarantella's Darling Lightstring...

Ghost.

 

[Lioness_Aslan]

Someone who bothers the Mafia game players.

Sleep

 

[Olórin the Wise]

A curiosity, sometimes investigated by early risers, but not and real use.

Wish

 

[Lady of Lorien]

An exceedingly corrupted thing...

Torture.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

That which doth hurt. Verily.

Your evil mind

 

[Lady of Lorien]

The identical twin of your's.

Now.

 

[Georgie the Valient]

A word which spoilt children nearly always use.
Ahem....

 

[Olórin the Wise]

A sound, its use unknown, which GtV thinks will draw attention to herself.

abstract

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Floating around in the emptiness of Olorin's head (a very wide expanse)

Daintily.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

That adjective which seems to escape the clutches of LoL, no matter how hard she tries to catch it...

chocolate

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

That adjective which seems to escape the clutches of LoL, no matter how hard she tries to catch it...

chocolate

A colorful substance used to draw.

Vitamin

 

[Lady of Lorien]

That which is used to take all the excellent tastiness out of any truly good food.

TV Dinner.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

A dinner composed of wires, transistors, capacitors and transformers, with a cathode ray tube for desert. Yuck!

Dell

 

[Lady of Lorien]

The home of the farmer ("in the Dell")!

Tweedldee.