Funny Definitions

[Lady of Lorien]

A phenomenon that seems to think it is showing "reality," but really is as far from it as possible...who in real life wants to submerge themself in a tub of live scorpions, for example?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I smiley which is much better than because it equals 42, as proved by LoL.

43

 

[Dernhelm]

TRIPLE poster! *BAN BAN BAN!!!*

 

[Danny Darnia]

A smiley which is much better than because it equals 42, as proved by LoL.

43

My uncle's age

papers

 

[Clara Pendragon the Just]

The number one thing that I waste

Lampshade

 

[Olórin the Wise]

TRIPLE poster! *BAN BAN BAN!!!*

What ARE you talking about? *sniffs loftily*

Lampshade

That which shields our eyes from the unbearable brightness of the great Lamp!

 

[Dernhelm]

*looks pointedly at the two little thingies saying, "This message has been deleted by Olorin the Wise.
This message has been deleted by Olorin the Wise." *


Now, to get back to defining things...

Define %

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Which two little thingies? *shuts eyes* I don't see any two little thingies!

%: A stick, with two caterpillar cocoons on it. Why people use this to mean 'percent', I have not idea.

 

[Dernhelm]

You forgot a word for the next person to define...

Green.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

The color of the TDL background. With slight variations.

mouse

 

[Dernhelm]

A small rat that, for some strange reason, is used with a computer.

Thread

 

[Olórin the Wise]

A strand of dried, dyed plant fibers, used in sewing and online forums.

key

 

[Dernhelm]

You forgot a word again, Olorin! *sigh*

Fix it! *glares*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

There. Happy?

 

[Dernhelm]

The name of a unit of matter used on a piano to produce a particular note.

(No)

Pencil.

 

[Danny Darnia]

a tools that make so many trees got cut


yawn

 

[Harlequin]

An excuse for a fly to enter you mouth or when you're crying

Paper

 

[Olórin the Wise]

A diabolical creation of the First Evil Principal, which the lives of schoolchildren would be much happier without.

smiley

 

[Lady of Lorien]

A smiley is the opposite of a frownie. Now frownie is close to brownie, so the smiley could be said to be the opposite of a brownie by extension. We all know that the opposite of a brownie is a blondie...you know, butterscotch instead of chocolate... so a smiley obviously = a blondie.

Raspberry Tart

 

[Olórin the Wise]

That which the Knave of Hearts stole from the window-sill of the Queen of Hearts, thereby causing great consternation among the cards and all members of the Royal Court, and causing the guards to chant with unnerving enthusiasm, "Off with his head!"

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