Funny Definitions

A phenomenon that seems to think it is showing "reality," but really is as far from it as possible...who in real life wants to submerge themself in a tub of live scorpions, for example?:eek:

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*looks pointedly at the two little thingies saying, "This message has been deleted by Olorin the Wise.
This message has been deleted by Olorin the Wise." :p*


Now, to get back to defining things...

Define %
 
Which two little thingies? *shuts eyes* I don't see any two little thingies!

%: A stick, with two caterpillar cocoons on it. Why people use this to mean 'percent', I have not idea.
 
A smiley is the opposite of a frownie. Now frownie is close to brownie, so the smiley could be said to be the opposite of a brownie by extension. We all know that the opposite of a brownie is a blondie...you know, butterscotch instead of chocolate... so a smiley obviously = a blondie. :D

Raspberry Tart
 
That which the Knave of Hearts stole from the window-sill of the Queen of Hearts, thereby causing great consternation among the cards and all members of the Royal Court, and causing the guards to chant with unnerving enthusiasm, "Off with his head!"

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