Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Dernhelm]

a blue pill!

He took one look at it...

(Yup! I made the other because this one clashes with red. Now I'm blue, this one's okay. Though I'll probably make a new one soon... )

 

[Lady of Lorien]

And ran the other direction screaming madly. He ran and ran and ran for 33 lightyears until he came to a deep...

 

[lieke]

cave, where he found a few slightly crazy people worshipping a shiny trash Can and he decided to....

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Join the fellowship. He bowed to the shiny trash can and offered it...

 

[lieke]

a butter knife which was...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

exceedingly pleasing to the shiny trash can, who looked on him with favor and...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Gave him another blue pill...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

that sent him screaming from the cave again. The Trash Can...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Immediately sent WHB to follow him, and WHB...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

caught him with a frying pan and...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Smacked him in the face with it, so he...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

fell over unconscious and...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Woke up 3 million millennia later with...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

his own personal headache. So he...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

immediately went to see the futuristic pharmacist...

 

[Dernhelm]

who said, "Ah. A headache. The Duffers have been after you haven't they? Can't do anything about that, except stay away from them."

So HB went to the...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

psychiatrist, to see if HE could do anything about said headache. The psychiatrist said "you must allow your inner duffer to escape and air itself!" So he

 

[Olórin the Wise]

found a computer and tried to get onto the Land of Duffers, but the computer wasn't connected to the Internet, so he...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

hit the computer upside the head and then tried to get it to turn back on. "Oops," he said, as he stared at the now-black screen. "I really

 

[Olórin the Wise]

shouldn't have done that, maybe I can