Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Olórin the Wise]

promptly fell over a cliff. Thus relieved of the Skandarnites, the Dancing Lawn...

 

[Dernhelm]

began a new Golden Age, and soon everybody was in the insane asylum...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

pounding on the padded walls and trying very hard not to look at one great...shiny...Can...

 

[Dernhelm]

But soon they remembered that the Butter knife came first! (really) And they found the butter knife, but soon relized that it was an imposter; the real butter knife couldn't cut through kleenex. So they...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

got a heap of 10,000 kleenexes (which were CLEAN btw... ), and started testing all the butterknives on earth,

 

[Dernhelm]

But they...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

were all drilled through with holes in very short order, so...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

they went back to pounding on the walls, the holes just being through some of the less-important parts of their brains. The Duffers...

 

[pjthejust]

thought phoebe was a beautiful match for...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

the asylum walls, so they promptly...

 

[Dernhelm]

painted them...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Then the penguin-knight escaped with his penguin skills. He simply walked out the front gate. Noone would ever suspect a sweet wittle penguin. So he waddled his way to Dernyhelm...AND BIT HER!!

 

[Dernhelm]

Wasn't that sweet little pengin surprised when Dernhelm bit back! With her chainsaw. "Oh, you poor sweet little pengin. [SLP] You have a hole in you. Shall I fix it up for you?" Dernhelm pulled out a packet of poisen...only it was labeled 'antiseptic'.

 

[SK999111]

MOOHAHAHA lady dernhelm cried as she...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

dropped the packet down her throat by accident and...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

did a douple backflip and gained super powers...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

, for the poisonness was mislabeled, and it was actually a pack of flubber...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

While Derhelm turned green and bounced all around, the giant cat got a plan to get rid of Derny once and for all...

 

[Dernhelm]

but it didn't work...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

and Derny used her magic flubber to blow the giant cat upside down.