Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Dernhelm]

But then she got it back...and was amused...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

but the amusment soon turned to anger...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

AND THE KNIGHT STUCK A SOMBRERO ON HER NOGGIN!! "HAPPY HAPPY BDAY DERNY!!" He sang, and splatted her w/ a pie.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Derny, annoyed (because, after all, it was NOT her birthday anymore)

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

And sat on a crumpet...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

because the tea wasn't finished.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

This, however, caused such a great conflagration that the Blue Bubbles...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

, dredged up from the depths of history, began to haunt the Duffers,

 

[Olórin the Wise]

(seeing as they were so old they had all died long ago), and were greatly annoying, because, being dead, physical force had no effect on them. Therefore the Duffers accquired some ephemeral Cheese Whiz with which to squirt the Bubbles, not knowing...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

that CW has a tendency to make bubbles as well, which ability...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

was greatly lamented. After the aborted attempt to defeat the Bubbles with CW, the Duffers progressed to...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

eggshells, for unknown reasons, and shortly discovered...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

that Blue Bubbles bear such a remarkable similarity to said eggshells that any eggshell which comes within 5 feet of a Bubble is instantly repelled. (don't ask me why)

 

[Dernhelm]

(Why? )

But when Dernhelm saw the Bubbles, she went a little...uh...crazy? "Oooooh! My pretty bubbles! My bubbles! My bubbles!" ...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

(Because!)

She then attempted to throw herself off the highest tower trying to reach the Bubbles, but was saved just in time by Gandalf, who came swinging by on a rope of CW and knocked her backwards. This caused...

 

[Dernhelm]

Her to draw her sword...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

and slash wildly at Gandalf, who, however, evaded her strokes with ease, and carted her off to the insane asylum. Here...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

she was pampered, robed in straightjackets of finest linen, and.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Moonwalked on the ceiling singing Weird Al's "Dare to be Stupid" song... The knight,meanwhile...WAS SINGING WHITE N' NERDY!! Alas...he was not nerdy so he got swarmed by Weird Al purists

 

[Olórin the Wise]

This was so gruesome that Gandalf had to walk away towards...