Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Lady of Lorien]

the center of Fanghorn, in order to shriek with proper noise levels to rid himself of GKoN's awful impression...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

, which he did with great amplitude. However, the disturbance caused by his shrieks...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

caused all the germs in the air to do the Chicken Dance...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

and the trees of the roots to shake.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

because their leaves were turning neon purple with a horrifying speedy disease...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

, Specter came striding through the wood. "What's all this?" he shouted, turning a bit purple himself. Gandalf replied, "...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

"itis...a...................diseasethatmakesallsortsof.............t.e..r...r....i.....b......l..........e things happen.... Like the inabilitytotalkproperly...." Specter blanched and turned away....

 

[Olórin the Wise]

However, he soon realized that the woods were merely illusory, and he was really standing in the middle of a great ocean...

 

[Silvanus]

which was extremely choppy, thus creating a...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

swirling torvex in the middle of it. The torvex sucked Gandalf upward into...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Orthanc's ceiling, which hurt his head

 

[Olórin the Wise]

and made him see moons. However, he soon recovered from this...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

odd ailment and began to see rainbows. As his eyes soon became rainbows, he...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

shook his head loudly and fired several airsoft pellets into the ceiling. Unfortunatley, they ricocheted...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

under his fingernails until....

 

[Olórin the Wise]

they knocked out the bamboo splinters, which caused him much relief. Unfortunately, there were still airsoft pellets...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

behind his spectacles, and although he didn't often bother about cleaning said spectacles, he did have to admit that airsoft pellets behind them were annoying...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

so he attempted to dig them out wit his fingernails. However, these fingernails were not clipped, so he scratched his spectacles. This caused him to jump up and down, shouting...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

insults at his fingernails (now full of airsoft pellets again), at Tweetie Bird, at Skandar Keynes, at his stars, at Olorin the Wise, at the bold feature, and at anything else that crossed his path...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

including Stan the Cookie, who happened to be wandering around just then. After being insulted by Gandalf, Stan...