Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

the doorway on her way out. She was startled by a strange, scratching-wheezing noise. Turning around, she was shocked to see Dr. Cran doubled up in a fit of...was it laughter? Her face darkened, and...
 
Dernhelm almost said, "And just how can a crayon have an athsma attack?" But she reconsidered. She ran back to Dr. Cran, and...
 
pulled out a Star Wars blaster and offered it to him. "Just kidding," she said, "Where do you keep your blaster?" He gasped and writhed on the floor as she moved at an agonizingly slow pace...
 
Dr. Cran started laughing again, even as he gasped painfully for air. "I don't think you are a very nice person," said Dernhelm. "I can't...hehehahahoheha...help myself!" He replied... "I just...
 
"Wait, did I just say that? Hang it all, crayons aren't 'born...' and I would NEVER refer to myself as verbose or irritating, indeed I most certainly would not. I am far too well spoken for the likes of you to appreciate, but certainly not verbose!"
 
Suddenly, however, the doors few upone and LoL ran in! "Help," she cried, "I..." at thzat moment, however, Dernhelm's Black Hole, startled by her sudden entrance, rose up and engulfed her in its inky blackness. She...
 
turned on her flashlight and soon warded the thing off, however. "You should keep your pets under better control!" she scolded Dern, who stood looking sheepishly guilty. Dr. Cran, forgotten for the moment, wheezed his indignation and...
 
Lady of Lorien said:
turned on her flashlight and soon warded the thing off, however. "You should keep your pets under better control!" she scolded Dern, who stood looking sheepishly guilty. Dr. Cran, forgotten for the moment, wheezed his indignation and...
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threw the peppermint stick out the window thinking, I wish I were home. Suddenly a pair of ruby slippers grew out of the ground in front of him, causing him to trip.
 
so that his head was where is feet should have been and vice versa. Unfortunately, that place (where his feet normally were, but his head was at the moment) was directly over Dernhelm's Black Hole, so...
 
, unable to withstand what looked to be a tasty morsel, it gave a chomp. Unfortunately for the Black Hole, the wax of which Dr. Cran's head was made was not particularly appetizing...
 
This, unfortunately, caused such a wind, that it blew Dr. Cran right into Dernhelm's mouth. "EWWW! WAXY POMPOUS CRAYNESS, GET OUT!" She screamed. But it was of no avail. He was firmly stuck.

(have we figured out what COLOR Dr. Cran is? I just realized... :rolleyes:)
 
The waving of his feet, however, created sufficient action to ward a few grains of pollen into the nose of Dernhelm's Black Hole, which was immediately consumed by...
 
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