Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

HB was really mad when he found out; though some people would argue that he was already mad, and couldn't really be made worse. But I believe the true story is that with the killing of Fred the Box (for the three-thousand-millionth time) he acquired special powers of madness...
 
Men in the farthest reaches of the wild jungles fell to their knees, wailing in horror is their heads split from crown to chin with aches and searing slices. They wondered, amid abject misery, what great spirit was angry...
 
And then, as if to make matter worse, Holyboy did it AGAIN!! And again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again...
 
until the heads of the denizens of every country DID split, and they looked at the two halves of their heads in bewilderment. Suddenly, a voice broke the shocked stillness. "Ahem. Ahe-ahem. If you so desire, I could possibly find it in my bone- I mean in my wax to fix that for you..." It was Doctor Cran.
 
soon figured out that the voice was friendly, and said, "Oh, Please, YES, Dr. Cran! Please please please!"
 
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