Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Dernhelm]

he.........

 

[Lioness_Aslan]

didn't realise that it was...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Not a function of waxiness to...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Be able to dive into pools of ink...

 

[Dernhelm]

But instead to...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

break rubber... (which is a very difficult thing to do )

 

[Olórin the Wise]

He therefore began...

 

[Dernhelm]

to break rubber for all he was worth. Unfortunately, he wasn't...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

capable of sustaining the practice...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

long enough to...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

do anything worth doing, he therefore commenced doing other things.

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

These other things consited of waxing bowling balls and sheering sheep.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

When the shepherds and bowlers caught sight of...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

this, they...

 

[Dernhelm]

said, "How did YOU learn to ..."

 

[arventhedibbun]

dance like an ostritch,"they asked."We've been trying to understand those fine arts forever."

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Dr. Cran stood up, brushed off his paper cover, and, with a modest expression, began, "

 

[Dernhelm]

'In the days of my youth,' Dr. Cran stopped, and cleared his throat. 'As I was saying, in the days of my youth, I happened to become acquainted with a most illustrious Ostrich. He, in those days so long ago, was as a father to me. He taught me multiple things...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

, including how to use a rubber seven-man life raft...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

and to lift Olympic-sized weights, thus to strengthen my wax...

(Wow, guys, 'tis amazing...Dr. Cran still exists! Oo...spellcheck doesn't like "Cran." Or "Oo" or "spellcheck" for that matter... Yeah, spellcheck doesn't like spellcheck... "