Midnight Rider
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Look Out! He Has Rabies!
How many different ways can a bunny be made using a keyboard?
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It sound's like I'd get along real well with that one. He he...SlpNarniaQueen said:I had a bunny. She was really cute. She used to hop around our yard, and bite me and she'd never eat the carrots I gave her. She'd never let me hold her, and she'd claw me if I got to close. I loved that bunny, but she got infected with maggots, and almost went to a better place, but no, God wanted to keep her here, and she healed, so, the bunny that d me, we gave away to a better place...she went back to a petting zoo.She's much happier now. (She still bites the little childeren and scratches them, sometimes making 'em bleed, man I loved that bunny.)
SlpNarniaQueen
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And what are the rabies gonna do besides kill George? SEE YOU ARE A BUNNY MURDERER! YOU GAVE YOUR BUNNY RABIES! I BET THAT WAS AFTER YOU TRIED TO BITE HIS EAR OFF!
How would you get along with her? You bite?
Midnight Rider
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He doesn't have rabies anymore. I had him cured of it. But cute little George still sometimes acts like he still has it. So I'm keeping him. I don't want him hurting ASPCA people or anyone else.
SlpNarniaQueen
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George is a danger to this neighborhood, and it's our job, as the ASPCA to keep the people of this neighborhood safe. We'll take him into our custody, see if we can train him to be a better pet after the you've put him through. We have the right to custody of George.
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This is seriously lol worthy.
I haven't met a good soul mate in a long time, and she sounds pretty dreamy... After all, sharp claws and strong teeth and make a pretty great combo!SlpNarniaQueen said:
SlpNarniaQueen
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Woooooooow...my bunny is the soul mate for Protag...I'm sure the petting zoo wouldhate to lose such a wonderful, violent animal...
Though, my duck bit me too, and my fifth hamster...but my fifth hamster was a guy, and the duck...we won't go into the gender of the duck. My lamb was nice...but she left with the petting zoo.
We just need to do a few background checks, we'll bring him back once you provide a sutable pet environement, and come check on you every week. We suggest a cage...
Midnight Rider
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HE'S MINE!
I keep him safe in the house and give him a nice meal every day and always give him fresh water and play with him. I am very patient with George. He's mine. You can't have him.
I keep him safe in the house and give him a nice meal every day and always give him fresh water and play with him. I am very patient with George. He's mine. You can't have him.
Midnight Rider
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He has his own room where he is very comfortable, and you can't have him.
SlpNarniaQueen
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*cough* Ma'am may I suggest a counseler, for your...Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, over...*cough* an almost dead, emancipated, TEXT bunny?
Midnight Rider
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Stop trying to take him away if he's fake!
I love George.
I love George.
SlpNarniaQueen
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I would also suggest lots of doctors in white suits, with a large white room and a tight white jacket...
Midnight Rider
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George doesn't like tight clothes. I don't either.
And stop trying to "suggest" things, you're just a bunch of mean people who don't care about bunnies! *sobs*
g2g, I'm taking George w/ me so you can't take him.
And stop trying to "suggest" things, you're just a bunch of mean people who don't care about bunnies! *sobs*
g2g, I'm taking George w/ me so you can't take him.
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Hold on... Your the leader of the duct tape people? Now that explains everything!
SlpNarniaQueen
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*cough* That's what you think...*cough**tootsila falls asleep and awakes in a white heaven with a tight white jacket, and no George*
Duct tape is cool...*sighs dreamily* ahhhhhhhhh, the duct tape wars we had...
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I can make sissors...
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Midnight Rider
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Call me Abby. That's why I have my name in my sig.
*escapes from horible white "heaven" and horrible tight jacket, and goes to rescue George from the mean, heartless bunnynappers!
Ah, all those CD-ROM games did me good for once.
It's OK George, the mean people won't get you again.
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And since when were you a member of the Order of the Duct Tape? According to my records, you are not. And you were never involved in any of those fights. But you're right, they were fun.
Midnight Rider
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Yay.
But I have something better-A BUNNY!
But I have something better-A BUNNY!