Is Glenburne male or Female?

[Miss Freckles]

Just make origami ones. I'm sure someone's done a youtube tutorial.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Good point. I'll get right on that.

 

[Glenburne]

WS's landlord: *is mad because WS wasted paper, thus harming the environment and giving cockroaches fewer rotting trees to live in*

 

[Miss Freckles]

WS: *creates friendly origami landlord* *places him in front of the real one*

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Whoa! I didn't even do that myself! It was just sort of...done for me!

 

[Glenburne]

Real landlord: *burns oragami landlord and/or hurts its feelings*

 

[Miss Freckles]

WS: *cries magic tears on origami landlord and makes him all better*

 

[Sopespian]

WS is really going to have to start taking responsibility for his actions soon or this could seriously go south.

 

[Glenburne]

Good point, Sopes.

WS: *kills all world leaders by accident*

 

[Miss Freckles]

I wish we did go south. It's nice and warm there and you just sit outside under a tree and play sentimental ballads on your guitar.

Where is WS, anyway?

 

[WarriorSatyr]

I'm having an out-of-body experience. Apparently.

 

[Glenburne]

WS: *kills all the world's poodles on purpose*

 

[Miss Freckles]

Hey, WS, wanna trade a dead poodle for a dead cat?

 

[Glenburne]

WS: *also kills a cat so he doesn't have to trade*

 

[Miss Freckles]

WS, get your body back. Urgently.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

I don't know. I feel all floaty out here.

 

[Glenburne]

WS: *conquers Germany for no particular reason*

 

[Miss Freckles]

WS, please work harder on your Occlumency. Or else you might find yourself needing to learn German, and trust me, it's harder than Occlumency.

 

[Glenburne]

WS: *learns German* *is forced to play eccentric old men in Hollywood movies for the rest of his life, because apparently that is what Americans think a German accent is good for* *keeps tinkering with the German government in his spare time*

 

[Miss Freckles]

German government: *needs tinkering* *is thankful* *gives WS a medal*

WS: *puts medal with his Oscars* *scratches head* Something has changed about my life... Except my hair. For some reason it always smells like coffee and Sauron's armpits.