Is Glenburne male or Female?

Is Glenburn male or female?


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If I was into stereotyping, you would be a stereo right now.

But I'm merciful.

I would totally be a stereo

If I was an old-school fifty pound boombox would you hold me on your shoulder wherever you walk? Would you turn my volume up in front of the cops and crank it higher everytime they told you to stop?

*shreds thread into little pieces*

*scatters pieces on pizza*

*heats pizza to 200 degrees for 12 minutes*

*donatess pizza to GG*

That'll do.

*Eats* I have to do everything around here...
 
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The DLF is emphatically not a celebrity. He shuns the limelight. No celebrity worth his salt would spend years hiding behind the mod fridge.
 
Iowans are aliens? Is it the making-hay-while-listening-to-country-music that did them in, or what?
 
Iowans are aliens? Is it the making-hay-while-listening-to-country-music that did them in, or what?

It's a joke my brother and I started when he had an Iowan roommate who was super annoying and just plain weird. Iowa is a separate country from the U.S. and perhaps another world altogether.
 
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