'Tis my belief she just likes mashing words together, or letters, or symbols, or muffins, or bookcases, or whatever else is handy...
LMFO Ben!
Nay, an thou hast used the wrong acronym, and that which is stated to be the correct is called, LMNOITGBHTDEBTF, and it doth mean: Laughing My Nose Off Into The Great Black Hole That Doth Exist Beneath This Forum, and said black hole shall eat thy nose and spew all its contents back out at thee, and thou shalt be grossed out, and thou shalt leave this forum forever in fear of this great and evil Hole. And I know this because I have read thy virtual palm, for it be in thine user profile, and it hath told me all, for I am no stranger to the deepest secrets of the Seeing art, and Ketchup is open to me. And if thou dost not know the meaning of that comment about Ketchup, I charge thee to go and look into the Order of the Duct Tape thread, page eighty-nine, post eight hundred and eighty-seven, and there thou shalt discover the meaning, and all shall come clear to thee. And if it does not, thou art not fit to operate a computer, and thou shalt be cast away from it through the window (or wall, or whatever happens to be handy behind thee) by the Great Demon of Computers, who knows all, and sees all, and tortures all who do not understand his ways. And that is the secret of that great class of persons known as Geeks, that they do hear and understand the secret whisperings of the Great Computer Demon, and obey. And without these noble Geeks the world would fall into chaos, and from the chaos would arise civilization no more, for so essential are these Geeks to the bulwarks of Society that without their supporting presence, the nations would be plunged into all manner of war and chaos. And now thou dost know all, for I have told thee all that is of consequence, and thou shalt listen, and hear, and thou shalt act upon this knowledge as seems fitting to thee, and this shall be thy quest.
I keep missing chessa.....
Chessa? Is that anything like a cuppa? You know, a cuppa tea, a cuppa... a chessa... ehh, same difference.
No, i did that...... Im always winning... this game belongs to me....
Get rid of it, quick! Hold a garage sale, put it on ebay, send it to the dump, anything to get rid of it!
