Last Post Game II

And it doth not surprise me that this thread is as pointless as ever, although kept alive by those afficionados of it, yet again do I wonder why those great beings known as Mods allow this thread to go on still, pointless and spammy as it is. For it is no secret that they detest those threads which have not a reasonable purpose, and those they lock, and quickly anon, for they are, in the eyes of the Mods, a blight upon this Forum, to be removed immediately. And yet still they have not locked this thread, nor attempted to turn it from its pointless ways, and this is a great wonder to me.
 
And now I am surprised, for Saralina hath just said that this thread used to be amazing, and e'en in my heart of hearts I canst not think of how such a thread as this could ever have been amazing, for was not the point of this thread from the very beginning the same as it is now? And as it is so pointless now I see not how it could have been less pointless long ago, unless some such as I had attempted to make it to be more interesting.
 
And Lauren now sat there and made it even more of a point to make it pointless in all aspects and confuse anyone who tried to understand even a single phrase of this chaotic mess called the Last Post Game. It didn't even make any sense to Sarah who now tried her best to comprehend every single word.
 
And it doth not surprise me that this thread is as pointless as ever, although kept alive by those afficionados of it, yet again do I wonder why those great beings known as Mods allow this thread to go on still, pointless and spammy as it is. For it is no secret that they detest those threads which have not a reasonable purpose, and those they lock, and quickly anon, for they are, in the eyes of the Mods, a blight upon this Forum, to be removed immediately. And yet still they have not locked this thread, nor attempted to turn it from its pointless ways, and this is a great wonder to me.

Ah, but if one doest not have pointless fun in thy life, then why live it?
Tis a necessity for the insanity of all.:D
 
Ah, but if one doest not have pointless fun in thy life, then why live it?
Tis a necessity for the insanity of all.:D

And well do I mark thy point, oh IOWW of Iasc, for I do see now 'tis fitting for a Forum such as this. And yet still do I not see how this is fun, for I could derive no pleasure from such a game, and yet now do I not grudge you this thread. And still will I continue to post in it, in this vein of speech, for as thou hast said pointless fun is necessary for insanity, and I do find such things fun, and so I must do so. :p
 
And thy happiness shall soon end, oh tottyfruity, for he or she who posteth after I shall inform thee that he or she now doth win, and thou shalt be disheartened. And yet do ye heed that still thou art winning, for I hath no desire to usurp thy crown, as it would only be taken from me shortly thereafter.
 
And thy happiness shall soon end, oh tottyfruity, for he or she who posteth after I shall inform thee that he or she now doth win, and thou shalt be disheartened. And yet do ye heed that still thou art winning, for I hath no desire to usurp thy crown, as it would only be taken from me shortly thereafter.

Make way for thy Queen :D
 
And as I hath said to Tottyfruity, thou shalt not remain Queen for long, for that crown shall be snatched off thy head by one who wishes to usurp it, and they shall be the last poster in this Thread. And yet, although ye may think that I do the same to ye, mark well that it could be said I do not count, for I hath no desire to 'win' this game, for shortly thereafter should another post, and no longer should I be winning.
 
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