Me, a DUFFER?!? (please do not delete)

[Lady of Lorien]

*tugs on her leash* Time to come back, dearie...

 

[Dernhelm]

What a surprise. The leash came untied.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Good thing it was attached in four places...

 

[Dernhelm]

But it didn't help much, did it? As they all came untied...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Luckily, the knots were just safety. The metal links in all four places still held fast...

 

[Dernhelm]

But it didn't do much good, as the leash itself was cut.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Luckily, the metal chain that went with the leash for security was not harmed by the scissors that cut the leash...

 

[Dernhelm]

But was broken a moment later.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

When a stronger metal chain was attached. After all, we had to remove the silly weak little one...

 

[Dernhelm]

But that was soon broken also, and Dernhelm escaped.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Right into a prison cell, where LoL shut the door behind her and locked it.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

So now that we have her at our mercy, unable to say anything to the world, we can publish newspaper articles about her admitting to being a Duffer, right?

 

[~Lava~]

Her siggy does that already.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

How so? ten thingy

 

[~Lava~]

This is in her siggy http://journeyoflieke.blogspot.com/2006/12/grin-duffering.html

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Yes...well...she CLAIMS that she only APPRECIATES good Duffering, rather than being a Duffer. *sigh*

 

[~Lava~]

look at her record of the Order of the Can, I bet she's a Knight. in order to obtain knight status one must be of the purest duffers.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*cough*we tried to dub her knight, but she...spazzed out...*cough*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

She vetoed it and threatened us with... *falls silent*

 

[Dernhelm]

What? Was it that terrible?