Me, a DUFFER?!? (please do not delete)

[Lady of Lorien]

Planning on swimming?

 

[Dernhelm]

*Grrrrrrrr*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I AM A LION TAMER. Listen to her growl!

 

[Dernhelm]

*stalks out of the room*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Yeesh, she even stalks her prey.

 

[Dernhelm]

*argggggggggg!*

 

[~Lava~]

Your onomonpeas give you away Dernie Duffer Dear.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Or perhaps she's a pirate, too now... *considers* Nah...Duffer...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Ah, yes, the wonderful onomonpeas...

*whispers* What is an onomonpeas...?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Sounds like an omnipresent pea, to me...

 

[Dernhelm]

*goes AWAY*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*brings her BACK*

 

[Dernhelm]

*Arg!* *is mad*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

She's beginning to look like a pirate again...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Yeah... all she's gotta do is shake off that G and she'll be saying, "Arrr..."

 

[Dernhelm]

*takes a deep breath*


*gags LoL*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*gags Dernhelm*

There, now that you have finally peaceably agreed to be silent, I can now deliver to you at length an oratory on your Dufferness, your status as a Duffer, and your worthiness to belong to the ranks of those who practice that high and noble occupation.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*kicks Olorin* *kicks Dernhelm* *flexibly uses kicking foot to reach around and undo gag* Now then, what was I saying? Oh yes...about Dern...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Why kick ME? I was on your side!
I just didn't get around to undoing your gag yet...
*pouts*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

You look silly when you pout.

Oh, that's true...I guess you weren't the one who gagged me... *un-kicks*