Me, a DUFFER?!? (please do not delete)

[Olórin the Wise]

Go to the 'Duffer Training Academy* and you'll see.

 

[Dernhelm]

Well?

(ten thingy)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You went. So now you know. Right?

 

[Dernhelm]

Yup. Didn't annoy me.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Ah, but I can see that it did. Otherwise you wouldn't be trying so hard to convince me that it didn't.

 

[Dernhelm]

Very nice. Now, just walk over there, and I'll slip this over your head.... See, it didn't hurt.

*listens*

Well yes, I know. But it's better for every one if you can't move your arms. Walk in here, please...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

What ARE you doing to the wax image that I was just about to mount in my hall?

 

[Dernhelm]

And you say I'm as bad as GKoN??? Hypocrite.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

GKoN uses clones and cardboard, I use wax. Big difference.

 

[Dernhelm]

Right.

(And I use replicas...)

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Personally, I use sculpted marble. Must be higher class than you two...

 

[Dernhelm]

Sculpted marble eggs arn't going to be that convincing...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Neither are wax or clo...I mean replica...eggs...

 

[Dernhelm]

'Replica' means that they're identical to the origanal. So yes, they are convincing.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

No, they aren't identical...they lack Ben's spirit!

 

[Dernhelm]

Phisically identical!

(I have to go...)

 

[Lady of Lorien]

(Grr...*glues her to the computer* Nah, bye-bye!)

So? We can tell the difference, since they aren't TOTALLY identical...

 

[Dernhelm]

You have to talk to him to tell the difference.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

No. I can tell by his actions.

 

[Dernhelm]

*sigh*

(ten thingy)